Are anda super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games anda can play on this site if anda are boredXD
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THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because oleh trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing oleh and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan, street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 detik lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers oleh marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and alas kaki choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a acak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice selanjutnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand oleh an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 detik of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved oleh looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS anda CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
anda can learn a lot about people oleh what they throw out. anda might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR atau some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything berkata in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, atau go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in cinta with their shoes. atau something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have anda got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if anda can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get anda started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would anda do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, atau would there be factions? Who would gabung what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel atau broke. To travel, anda would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people anda know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, anda have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything anda say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone anda don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long anda can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if anda laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make anda lose. Trying to lose makes anda win which makes anda lose. Not trying at all makes anda lose which makes anda win which makes anda lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all anda metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what anda keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then anda can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think anda did. komentar inste1ad on how big that sneeze was atau about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If anda are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games anda can play on this site if anda are boredXD
------------------------------------------------
THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long anda can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, atau try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as anda can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh atau ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because oleh trying too much, anda remember what anda were trying to avoid thinking of. If anda try too little, anda end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing oleh and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag atau knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner atau later one of your mind commands will come true, so anda can convince yourself that anda really have super human powers and waste even lebih time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the jalan, street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 detik lebih entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers oleh marks out of ten as anda go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and alas kaki choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a acak word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice selanjutnya to being in pain.
Try to menelan your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as anda walk along and add a racing commentary as anda pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make bintang Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand oleh an electric door to a bank atau something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 detik of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved oleh looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy anda can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye atau busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when anda go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS anda CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
anda can learn a lot about people oleh what they throw out. anda might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR atau some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything berkata in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, atau go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in cinta with their shoes. atau something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have anda got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if anda can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get anda started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would anda do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, atau would there be factions? Who would gabung what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel atau broke. To travel, anda would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people anda know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, anda have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything anda say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone anda don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS anda CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long anda can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if anda laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make anda lose. Trying to lose makes anda win which makes anda lose. Not trying at all makes anda lose which makes anda win which makes anda lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all anda metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what anda keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then anda can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think anda did. komentar inste1ad on how big that sneeze was atau about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If anda are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
