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posted by RavenRox2
-He stares at anda a lot
- He hits anda a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that hari she picked anda up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with anda cuz anda couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make anda laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever anda two talk
-You hung up on him. He called anda back
- anda where invited oleh him to a group outin
- He called anda to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes anda laugh even harder
- He remembers little things anda mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch anda (your hair, face, etc.)

Now make a wish.
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Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if anda repost this
If anda don't repost this then anda will never get asked out
atau anda will lose the one anda love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created oleh augustemily1997

Created oleh augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did anda know that every night before anda go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to ciuman you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If anda repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with anda will approach anda within one bulan and ask anda out atau grab anda and ciuman you. but if anda break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an panah into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan, street when the sign berkata "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the selanjutnya stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the selanjutnya stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is oleh far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic pertanyaan being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some jawaban that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can anda send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi pantai on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was membaca the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the komentar section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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added by Fitch
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try

1: Ask really stupid pertanyaan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get ( WARNING, may result in anda being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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Source: google
added by Rodz
Source: google.com
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men atau Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a acak button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells anda to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy beruang with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it lebih than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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added by orangeturnip
from the movie "the meaning of life"
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parody
added by emmett
Source: google gambar
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd anda get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So anda broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So anda broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your akting like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all anda twilight pasangan who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pertanyaan asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So anda know i didn't include anything about the war between those who cinta and those who hate twilight atau anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pertanyaan i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to tanggal him, we were the perfect couple, until last tahun after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class selanjutnya to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be menulis to pen pals from london England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today anda are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A rubah, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of lebih than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities berkata Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's sarang, den and found a trove of alas kaki down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," berkata a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a rubah betina mencuri them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.