acak Article: Me vs Conscience #1: Ghostmas

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posted by Solo28

ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: anda are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET anda FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: anda tagihan, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought anda picked a hari out of a hat for that atau something.

ME: permen hari is when I say it is permen Day. It's when I say it is permen Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: anda thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes anda have been in today.

ME: Midget hari Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were anda gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess anda were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could anda possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: anda can't sing. anda can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, anda tampil me what anda got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks atau so but monsters were around

A Million years yang lalu but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the bernyanyi birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when anda share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what anda feel inside is not just cinta persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone anda knew and If anda had a labu they might like that too

And although anda may scare them, they won't go away, because we all cinta on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: anda have no holiday spirit.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

Cries_Bloodlova HAHA ur consience is Mean...

Solo28 I knows. He's a jerk. CONSCIENCE: I heard that.

babyV101 wow (like that could ever happen)

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lol xxxx

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puncak, atas 10 dumbest things ever berkata to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever berkata to me

10. "If anda keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was diposting on my fanpop dinding oleh Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her dinding letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do anda want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

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Marilyn Monroe kutipan

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what anda make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is anda get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with anda through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest semak, semak, bush kutipan

posted by joe-kerr

hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these kutipan are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy beruang reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy beruang and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and berkata it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy beruang the sales man gave the girls the Teddy beruang for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy beruang evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy beruang ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about cinta

posted by wakana

1. People are lebih likely to tilt their heads to the right when ciuman instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known cinta song was written 4,000 years yang lalu and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term cinta relationships began with one atau both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in cinta can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current puncak, atas 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current puncak, atas 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I cinta this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; evanescence wouldn't have ever been evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this daftar actually....

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Online Dating

posted by TruBerries

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm menulis this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did atau are doing this, atau that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and cinta and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

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21 Funny kutipan =P

posted by Bella_Dhampir

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

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emo poems

posted by invadercalliope

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My jantung is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its cinta i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep...

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I cinta anda IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou mobil van, van je!

16. English -- I cinta you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the selanjutnya thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just berkata that, I unlock the same apartment building...

nytimes

posted by pikachu00

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square atau rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the jawaban to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each pertanyaan with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The jawaban that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The jawaban will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

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the corona virus song

posted by pinkbloom

I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But akting like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our musik and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP

Now we're under covers
Fast meneruskan, ke depan to 18, me and my tempat tidur are lebih than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...

puncak, atas 10 Greatest Supervillains (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just membaca about them could give anda weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...

2019 Films I Recommend

posted by whatsupbugs

The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This daftar includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the lost City of emas

Dumbo

Frozen 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family

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Thank anda Silent Force

posted by whatsupbugs

Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big fan of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow fan of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated anime the attention and cinta they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making fanpop a better place, for making Discord a lebih fun website, but most of all, thank anda for being a great friend. anda are truly a celestial legend.

Beautiful Rivers

added by SilentForce