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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a hari at the gym, there are ways to be active in your hari to hari life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever anda can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus atau train, stand. anda may not realize it, but standing takes lebih energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother atau father, but anda will also be burning calories while anda work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If anda can, go swimming atau go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters atau with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether anda play a game, just mess around, atau play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the dipan, sofa and get moving, anda will feel better and look great.
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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posted by milorox18
1. When anda get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All anda Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's jantung is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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