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Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tampil that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, anda finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's natal List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got lebih important news.
Tom: Yes. In the sebelumnya episode, we...
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anda are sitting on the dipan, sofa waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with anda for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny anda say back. Are anda ready to watch the movie anda ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are anda ok?" anda ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) anda are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly anda are Gold. anda hold his chest as anda are pushing him was y and say " anda watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I cinta you."...
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can anda tell...
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Have anda ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the hari finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first hari on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the hari for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can anda believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above serigala Among Us 2 atau No lebih heroes 3? So after being disappointed oleh Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created oleh the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a bulan since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a hari in the age of dinosaurus was just 23 hours long.

5-There are lebih than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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