This is another chain mail I found, but this one is probably my favourite ever! I can laugh for hours, so enjoy =D
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually berkata in court, word for word, taken down and published oleh court reporters. Just goes to tampil how bad the law profession has gotten.
ATTORNEY: Are anda sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were anda in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: anda forget? Can anda give us an example of something anda forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband berkata to anda that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do anda know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: anda do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the selanjutnya morning?
WITNESS: Did anda actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
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ATTORNEY: Were anda present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are anda shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the tanggal of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were anda doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are anda for real? Your Honour, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: oleh death.
ATTORNEY: And oleh whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do anda suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can anda describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male atau a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have anda performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would anda like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did anda go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do anda recall the time that anda examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the meja wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are anda qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are anda qualified to ask that question?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before anda performed the autopsy, did anda check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did anda check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did anda check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when anda began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can anda be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my meja tulis, meja in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually berkata in court, word for word, taken down and published oleh court reporters. Just goes to tampil how bad the law profession has gotten.
ATTORNEY: Are anda sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were anda in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: anda forget? Can anda give us an example of something anda forgot?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband berkata to anda that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do anda know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: anda do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the selanjutnya morning?
WITNESS: Did anda actually pass the bar exam?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were anda present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are anda shittin' me?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the tanggal of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were anda doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are anda for real? Your Honour, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: oleh death.
ATTORNEY: And oleh whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do anda suppose terminated it?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can anda describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male atau a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have anda performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would anda like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did anda go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do anda recall the time that anda examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the meja wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are anda qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are anda qualified to ask that question?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before anda performed the autopsy, did anda check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did anda check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did anda check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when anda began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can anda be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my meja tulis, meja in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
I HOPE anda ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
anda can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
anda can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If anda do not like talking kuda that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.
The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430
The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate...
Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews atau YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant
Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned oleh the Devil, they wager...
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Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned oleh the Devil, they wager...
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean atau the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.
If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.
Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)
I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean atau the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.
If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.
Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)
I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
