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Two guys were picked up oleh the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give anda a detik chance rather than jail time. I want anda to go out this weekend and try to tampil others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see anda back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge berkata to the first one,

"How did anda do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did anda tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," berkata the judge. "And you, how did anda do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did anda manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small lingkaran and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do anda call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining oleh himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his hari oleh talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he berkata he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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hey there nintendo fan im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If anda are interested click on my profil for lebih information. If not then read on maybe anda will get interested?

ENJOY :D made oleh one HUGE nintendo fan (SeeUV3 aka me)

berwarna merah muda, merah muda Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
tanggal of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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