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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car meneruskan, ke depan saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If anda are hung like a horse, anda don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
This daftar is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the daftar except for the puncak, atas 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope anda enjoy the daftar and feel free to mention your favorit characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In sebelumnya versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in film like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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Here it is! The first episode of penyu, kura-kura Sandwich! Hope anda enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as anda were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if anda think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls tampil that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little cokelat sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, pelangi menggerutu, jalang and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
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There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm lebih of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the populer website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays anda had to do in a week...
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rimson, Crimson, Crimson ketopong, helm of V3
Double Typhoon, the sabuk of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and cinta protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what anda like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know lebih about it

4. We're just as shy as anda are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always mandi, shower before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what anda like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean atau look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on cokelat bars and soda...
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