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posted by sensativEmo
The argument over what's considered to be real musik goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have anda been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act atau garasi crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! anda just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and push some buttons. Simple, innit?

This war will run and run, and it will always be part of Sound On Sound's letter pages and forum. It was fought before synthesizers ever existed, and it will be fought after they become classical instruments. While this may seem like a bold statement, thanks to my baru saja experiments in twistor field theory, I can now prove my assertion. So if you'd like to stand back a bit, I'll dial in the hypertesseract coordinates...

SOS Letters 1983

Why are anda stuffing the magazine with people who can't even play? Nobody will care who the Human League, Depeche Mode atau Soft Cell are 20 years from now! Whereas fred Weatherby and the kaus kaki Drawer have been gigging in Nether Heage for the last 20 years, to crowds of 10 and lebih people!

How can anda ignore real musik in favour of these fly-by-night knob-twiddlers?! Who will care about Minimoogs in 20 years' time? No one! Why don't anda concentrate on real Why don't anda cover Rock & Roll? Electronic music? That's not music! Anyone can do that!
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Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, salib the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, salib the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean oleh chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, salib roads, but...
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posted by dannylynn92
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Childbirth is the detik most painful thing in the world, right selanjutnya to being burned alive.

You are lebih likely to get struck oleh lightning than to be attacked and killed oleh a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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1.When someone remembers the things anda say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text anda see is from the person anda cinta <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your hari turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows anda better than anda know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if anda have just cut your hair short and anda don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for anda :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, atau play around with the badg if anda have them. anda need to be sure that anda want this look, because once you've got it, there is little anda can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are anda today?" say, "Why do anda want to know?" Alternately, anda can tell them, "I'm so glad anda asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is akting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could anda stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test jawaban from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes oleh which water can be made aman, brankas to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water aman, brankas to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded oleh sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If anda are buying a house,...
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