1. We only cry infront of anda when we
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her tas, dompet and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do anda have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known anda were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her tas, dompet and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do anda have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known anda were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
