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posted by simlover4
1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and anda don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't publikasi but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I lebih than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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 granny and sid.
granny and sid.
here's a daftar of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants anda to chew her buah-buahan . simply grab the now chewed buah-buahan with a napkin and give to granny that way anda can avoid having bacteria atau saliva. if anda don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack anda for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I should've, could've, would've;
Done something about that day,
If only I had known it ended this way.
I am not proud to tell you
How I stood there and watched;
He was so big and scary
Was all that I thought.

I couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't,
get involved at all.
I say to myself;
It's none of my business;
As I turn and walk down the hall.

I hear on the news;
'bout this kid who had died
It tells of his woe;
The hari of his suicide

They talk about how he locked himself
inside of his room
All to have shot himself to forget all the pain.

Now as I walk through my school
I hear the laughter
But see the fear
In their eyes...
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posted by 101trx
Alritey then, this is a true funny story I decided to post here for laughs. Now, noone here is an idiot, it was just a really, REALLY funny accident...hope anda guys like it, though! :)
(It happened almost 3 yrs ago, btw) :

10-20-09
Me and my sister beth went down to our aunt kelly and uncle dan's house for a few days. (we call our aunt auntie and our uncle just dan this is before they moved). this happened late at night, though but none of us were tired so we stayed up. dan worked late hours so he didn't come halaman awal till 11:00-11:30 p.m. auntie was upstairs getting our cousin ready for tempat tidur and the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
1.awake and alive oleh skillet
2.one hari too late oleh skillet
3.it's not me it's anda oleh skillet
4.don't wake me oleh skillet
5.hero oleh skillet
6.monster oleh skillet
7.animal i have become oleh three days grace
8.inside the api oleh disturbed
9.down with the sickness oleh disturbed
10.fight back oleh raptile
11.neva eva oleh raptile
12.boogie woogie woo oleh icp
13.homies oleh icp
14.hokus pokus oleh icp
15.last resort oleh papa roach
16.bleed it out oleh linkin park
17. crawling oleh linkin park
18.breaking the habit oleh linkin park
19.new divide oleh likin park
20.falling in the black oleh skillet
21.numb oleh linkin park
22.should've when you...
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posted by ImBooOK
Some stuff me and 3 of my friends did at various places.
1. While at wal-mart i ran into a group of guys and told them "Are girls supposed to shave their p****s?" and when they answered i go, "MOM! THEY berkata YEAH" my one friend patted acak people on the back saying "nice to meet ja joe!" and we shook all the pop cans and stuck gummy worms in the condom part of the store. stuck condoms in the middle of the isles of various child sections. and bought fake blood from the halloween isle and splattered them in every toilet in the mens restroom toilets (had our guy friend walk in there, fyi)
2. while...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD anda NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! anda Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite anda if anda dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO anda SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do anda wanna know?! Were in History Class!!

Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
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