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BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE anda CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... atau your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a stroberi head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until anda hurl then.........eat more.

Go bite a cow.

selai all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.

Flush your goldfish while he's alive.

Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all hari on a lead and call it peter!

Speak italian in russian.

Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked oleh terrorists.".


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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on binatang only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use oleh trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either oleh falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if anda are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems anda were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if anda would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them anda are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them anda have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand anda your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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Made oleh OutbackZack. He is so funny
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