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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If anda had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious tampilan with anda almost never want anda to share yours with them.
5 - anda should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if anda can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a daging panggang, steak knife.
8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9 - anda will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10 - anda should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11 - There comes a time when anda should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status atau ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13 - A person who is nice to anda but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14 - Your friends cinta anda anyway.
15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have makan malam with.
17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!
18 - Phrases to live oleh "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"
19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!
1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If anda had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious tampilan with anda almost never want anda to share yours with them.
5 - anda should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if anda can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a daging panggang, steak knife.
8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9 - anda will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10 - anda should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11 - There comes a time when anda should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status atau ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13 - A person who is nice to anda but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14 - Your friends cinta anda anyway.
15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have makan malam with.
17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!
18 - Phrases to live oleh "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"
19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!
