1. Shave one eyebrow.
2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring anda food.
3. Spill a lot of bir on his/her bed. Swim.
4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
5. Stare at your roommate for five menit out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.
6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
8. Start a brothel.
9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
10. Send bunga to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When anda see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
11. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her aman, brankas return.
12. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the semangka can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the semangka out the window. Make it look like a suicide, blame your roommate.
13. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The selanjutnya day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that anda really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but anda can't convince it to pindah out.
14. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find them.
15. Dress up like Spiderman and leap around the room.
16. Cry a lot.
17. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
18. Lick him/her while they are asleep.
19. Pretend to pee in a jar, then later before your roommate comes halaman awal fill it with apel, apple juce...drink it right in front of them.
20. write this daftar down and highlight all the ones you've done leave it on your roomates bed.
IF anda DO ANY OF THESE anda WON'T WIN ANYTHING BUT anda WILL BE CONSIDERED A TRUE LEGEND.
2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring anda food.
3. Spill a lot of bir on his/her bed. Swim.
4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
5. Stare at your roommate for five menit out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.
6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
8. Start a brothel.
9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
10. Send bunga to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When anda see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
11. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her aman, brankas return.
12. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the semangka can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the semangka out the window. Make it look like a suicide, blame your roommate.
13. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The selanjutnya day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that anda really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but anda can't convince it to pindah out.
14. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find them.
15. Dress up like Spiderman and leap around the room.
16. Cry a lot.
17. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
18. Lick him/her while they are asleep.
19. Pretend to pee in a jar, then later before your roommate comes halaman awal fill it with apel, apple juce...drink it right in front of them.
20. write this daftar down and highlight all the ones you've done leave it on your roomates bed.
IF anda DO ANY OF THESE anda WON'T WIN ANYTHING BUT anda WILL BE CONSIDERED A TRUE LEGEND.
Once I was membaca online... It berkata that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza toko like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do anda ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and anda cant go to sleep?
Do anda ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do anda ever hate everything around you?
Do anda ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that anda end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do anda ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do anda ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do anda ever hate everything around you?
Do anda ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that anda end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do anda ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
