1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can anda make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature

13.nurse, where is my lunch?!

14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough

15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy

16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

17.wat do u mean my medical license expiry?

18. wat i'm i suppose 2 do again,mommy?

19. looks like i'm going to pull 1 of the plugs to listen to some
music

20. has anyone seen my glasses?