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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service meja tulis, meja and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid atau a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. pindah a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick anda out

10. Set up a tent in the camping department

11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.

13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t anda people just leave me alone?

14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

17. See what anda can “catch” oleh casting fishing poles into different isles.

18. Play football and see how many people anda can get to gabung in.

19. Play sepakbola using the whole store as your field

20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.

21. Try to get people to race anda across the store.

22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.

23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks anda get

24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up

25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka atau Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.

26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.

27. When someone is behind anda in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.

28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.

30. Walk up to acak strangers and say “I haven’t seen anda in so long!” etc.

31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.

32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.

33. Test brushes and combs

34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue heroes battle of epic proportions.

35. Take bets on the battle.

36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.

37. Follow people.

38. Play with the price scanners.

39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.

40. Play with the automatic doors.

41. Make a bantal fort.

43. Shopping gerobak, keranjang races. Enough said.

44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.

48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s

49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.

50. When someone steps away from their gerobak, keranjang to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!

52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another permen bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until anda get bored.

53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that anda don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.

58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 menit about unicorns.

59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorit of mine) atau a lebih scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell anda a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe anda can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when anda apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by DxCluvr
Tell me if u think this is funny atau not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would anda like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh anda gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: anda gonna tell me my fortune atau what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell anda your fortune?


Random guy: anda berkata anda WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have anda been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kue, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow acak fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform anda that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pertanyaan saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now anda will not be able to find these two contributions why anda ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if anda want proof that she berkata this check out this forum
link
Now anda may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have diberikan us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We cinta to be held, talked too but if anda press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I cinta the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your jantung beat
Is my favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If anda could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my halaman awal though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes anda happy.
I always want anda to be happy.
I don't like it when anda cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with anda even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to pindah on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When anda leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other hari we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, anda know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure oleh now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo anda can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to gabung F.S. anda must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. teh is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand selanjutnya to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't anda even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, anda need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do anda like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do anda like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE anda SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: anda berkata unicorns aren't real. :( I thought anda were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your cinta does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For oleh him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones atau powers atau rulers atau authorities;
all things were created oleh him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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