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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are anda really typing now atau is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do anda wear? I wear a size 13. anda look like a 9 atau ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do anda think all these pertanyaan are coming from 1 person?

User: anda keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as anda used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! anda are a machine. Why can't anda accept this?
posted by PftFan99
Once I was membaca online... It berkata that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza toko like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot lebih than anda can believe!! XD lol jk komentar reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only anda can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make anda feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by brooki
Do anda ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and anda cant go to sleep?


Do anda ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do anda ever hate everything around you?


Do anda ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that anda end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do anda ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
More is coming.....




The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned roti was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it lebih healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a acak diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was akting wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all hari long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he berkata nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He berkata it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way halaman awal I told...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a selada but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a selada but is not a selada and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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1.Beauty:
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips oleh Experts From L'Oréal Paris
LorealParisUSA.com/Beauty-Tips


2.if anda have a certain style for makeup i will try to daftar as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.


3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend emas zaitun brown atau beige.For lips anda should use a light peachy atau coral color if not anda can wear your favorit chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer atau tinted moisturizer if anda dont have a tinted moisturizer than anda can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably...
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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired atau cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using anda to make someone jealous
8.if anda have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with anda if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend