1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening.
3. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don't have PMS; don't act like anda know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big Dick; we know anda don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If anda did something wrong atau even if anda didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; makan malam and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if anda are nice anda just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, atau anything else anda and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be diberikan at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool anda think your goatee atau beard atau mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than anda ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 anda can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't anda piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening.
3. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don't have PMS; don't act like anda know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big Dick; we know anda don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If anda did something wrong atau even if anda didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; makan malam and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if anda are nice anda just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, atau anything else anda and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be diberikan at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool anda think your goatee atau beard atau mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than anda ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 anda can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't anda piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
