Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the selanjutnya thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the roti panggang to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks jagung and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a mobil jenazah, hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when anda get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do anda call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If kuiz are quizzical, what are tests?
If jagung oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't disney World just a people trap operated oleh a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little bintang have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did anda ever notice that when anda blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when anda take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button lebih than once make it arrive faster?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the selanjutnya thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the roti panggang to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks jagung and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a mobil jenazah, hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when anda get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do anda call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If kuiz are quizzical, what are tests?
If jagung oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't disney World just a people trap operated oleh a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little bintang have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did anda ever notice that when anda blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when anda take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button lebih than once make it arrive faster?
