41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.
7. After anda have your bath, membungkus, bungkus a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask anda what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping atau running into something. Look at the ground and whenever anda see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as anda can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an jam and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When anda mandi, shower atau bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when anda laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When anda fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything anda see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few menit then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and menyeberang, salib your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let anda buy what anda want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim anda have been abducted oleh aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask anda to call someone, stay where anda are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I cinta anda Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take anda to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their meja tulis, meja chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid anda see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring halaman awal the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want anda to see. Like a drop out atau a goth atau something. Tell them he/she's anda new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mangga everywhere anda go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.
7. After anda have your bath, membungkus, bungkus a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask anda what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping atau running into something. Look at the ground and whenever anda see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as anda can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an jam and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When anda mandi, shower atau bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when anda laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When anda fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything anda see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few menit then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and menyeberang, salib your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let anda buy what anda want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim anda have been abducted oleh aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask anda to call someone, stay where anda are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I cinta anda Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take anda to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their meja tulis, meja chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid anda see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring halaman awal the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want anda to see. Like a drop out atau a goth atau something. Tell them he/she's anda new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mangga everywhere anda go
my friend sent me this text message a while yang lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
… So YIIK is a game
Okay, so a lot of you, atau hell, all of anda are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are anda doing this time?” All two of anda that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a tahun yang lalu on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
continue reading...
Okay, so a lot of you, atau hell, all of anda are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are anda doing this time?” All two of anda that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a tahun yang lalu on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
