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I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here anda go! =P
A siput can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An gajah is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, anda have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, oleh taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If anda try to hold back a sneeze, anda can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head atau neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders lebih than death!
The strongest muscle anda have is your tounge.
anda can't kill yourself oleh holding your breath.
It is lebih likely to be killed oleh a champagne cork than being poisoned oleh a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The gajah is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, anda have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
anda breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
anda spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A buaya can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's jantung is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
lebih than 50% of the world's population has never received atau made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one jam increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did anda know that 60% of all the times anda wash your hands, anda don't wash your right thumb?
oleh ciuman anda exchange lebih germs than if anda lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here anda go! =P
A siput can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An gajah is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, anda have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, oleh taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If anda try to hold back a sneeze, anda can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head atau neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders lebih than death!
The strongest muscle anda have is your tounge.
anda can't kill yourself oleh holding your breath.
It is lebih likely to be killed oleh a champagne cork than being poisoned oleh a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The gajah is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, anda have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
anda breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
anda spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A buaya can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's jantung is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
lebih than 50% of the world's population has never received atau made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one jam increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did anda know that 60% of all the times anda wash your hands, anda don't wash your right thumb?
oleh ciuman anda exchange lebih germs than if anda lick a clean toilet.
Eight jam lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are anda a really bad singer, atau a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, anda shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, anda be allowed to touch the london broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time anda eat atau drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This artikel was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are anda a really bad singer, atau a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, anda shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, anda be allowed to touch the london broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time anda eat atau drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This artikel was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put food on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water atau soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every meja and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When anda take a drink of your water atau soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When anda got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives anda a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water atau soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every meja and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When anda take a drink of your water atau soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When anda got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives anda a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
