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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty atau santino marella. atau even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what anda heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a kemeja over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom

7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way anda Make Me Feel atau Beat It atau any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)

8 act drunk

9 act hiper

10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food

11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way anda ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you

12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)

13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can tampil then to your non-band friends and see how ugly atau hot they are
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came into my life
when I was just a little boy
I was happy and young
And then he changed my world

One night I was in bed
And he came to say goodnight
except he took a little longer
before he turned out the light

He really hurt me that night
And I didn't know what to do
I thought it happened to most
well every little boy and girl

I lay in tempat tidur that night
Hurting inside and out
tears streaming down my face
I tried hard not to shout out

I put that tragic night
to the back of my head
playing games at school
there was nothing to be said

A tahun had passed along
and then it happened again
My mum was out at work
it was...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the jantung one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do anda know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by Flutey_Girl96
Every male human spent the first six to eight weeks in the womb as a female, as the Y chromosome doesn't kick in until then. It is in this time period that breasts begin to develop, which is why men and boys have nipples (I think this may be the same for many mammals, such as dogs).

It took Leonardo da Vinci ten years to perfect Mona Lisa's lips. Also, using x-rays, it was discovered that there are three completely different versions under the Mona Lisa. Another one about this painting: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

There is no emas in the Australian "gold" coin.

A cat has 32 muscles in each...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Dear God,

I have a special offer for anda today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If anda bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, anda also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A memukul to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em selanjutnya time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in bir putih, ale atau lager.

3. Valentine's hari would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if anda saw your shadow, you'd get the hari off to go drinking. Mother's hari too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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