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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombon to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky atau disgusting, like melted cokelat atau a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand atau went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The bintang Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say something bout their uniforms, like, "Hey, didnt i see that in the garbage a few days ago?"

Way 6: When they march, throw something at them, like a plastic water bottle, a foam cup that u got from whataburger on the way, atau a bir bottle.

Way 7: Dance to Jump on it so funny that theyll hav to laugh and fall. (Make sure that therye standing on the bleachers atau on the stairs.)

Way 8: Sing Beat It oleh Michael Jackson (No Billie Jean!!! all right, maybe Billie Jean) right in front of their faces.

Way 9: When they play, scream out curses

WAY 10 (MOST IMPORTANT!!!): MAKE SURE THAT THE BAND TEACHER DOESNT HEAR AND SEE anda DO ALL OF THESES!!! that way, anda can do the same thing at the selanjutnya game. (just make sure that theres a band.)
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- anda name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up oleh me. ^ ^
I decided to create a daftar of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", oleh Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", oleh Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", oleh Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", oleh ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", oleh Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", oleh Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", oleh Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", oleh Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", oleh Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", oleh Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", oleh The Runaways
12. "Mother, oleh Danzig
13. "Voodoo", oleh Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", oleh Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", oleh Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", oleh Autograph
17. "I cinta anda Period", oleh Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", oleh Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", oleh Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", oleh Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, anda need it down. anda don't hear us
complaining about anda leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable jawaban to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked oleh a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on natal hari 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are lebih bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are lebih than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a tanggal atau something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up oleh dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If anda have a dog atau cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When anda spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment atau building atau highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the hari and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few menit early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers atau symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read pertanyaan out loud,debate your jawaban with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and oleh brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in tempat tidur and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add lebih on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musik vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking...
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that anda can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tanggal Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do anda realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached oleh “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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