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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I berkata as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a detik i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop right there bully!" Diamond commanded.The kid looked hopeful now but he was still shedding tears of extreme pain."I can do what ever i want.Who are anda guys?My parents?" the bully sneered."We're your worst nightmare!" Ryan and Duncan Yelled in unison.(Ryan and Duncan are twins). We all leaped into action! Diamond grabbed the bully's pakaian dalam wanita, celana and pulled with all her might.The bully yelped for backup.I fought off the accomplises and punched there guts.I hung them on the flagpole and the twins untied the victim and Diamond hung the bully on the same flag pole."Oh oh teachers,time to scram!" The twins warned.And so we ran off,the kid looking gratefully at us."Thank anda G.A.B" I heard him say as we ran back to our H.Q.
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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I was born on a kacang plantation 62 detik before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", oleh Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis itik jantan, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of cokelat berbuat curang, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, atau eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the hari I was born.
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