acak Article: Let Me Tell anda About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell anda about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed oleh many acak ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products atau apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined oleh an idiot that diposting a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would anda do something like that?

---

Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they diposting spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry oleh posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.

---

Hey, this is Niko Zguri, atau anda may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and komentar that take up too much space. This prevents people from membaca the articles, and komentar that they actually want to read.

---

Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until selanjutnya time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank anda for being harassed, and annoyed oleh our work.

2

A tahun Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can anda feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing anda so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A hari without anda is like a tahun without rain
I need anda oleh my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A hari without anda is like a tahun without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't anda hear me calling?
My jantung is yearning
Like...

2

Bang Bang Bang Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His cinta is deeper, anda know
He's a real keeper, anda know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my cinta back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your cinta was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got lebih swagger than you
He's got lebih swagger than anda do
My new boy really...

5

An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole tahun Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible hari starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...

4

A poem I made up in 5 menit from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with buku scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

3

Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the puncak, atas

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway

4

We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead atau alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong atau right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
anda can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
anda can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

2

Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as anda read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in eropa used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell anda about is Ancient Egypt. lebih specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

6

43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod atau something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musik store whether anda can get a CD that anda know they dont have and ask really...

6

IF 4KIDS GOT hetalia

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) jepang is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

4

Facts that will make anda rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked oleh a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on natal hari 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are lebih bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are lebih than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

5

My daftar Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended oleh this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If anda have a reason for a tampil I put komentar and I might add it(ill give credit about it to anda because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long membaca right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen atau any interesting...

4

THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking Annie?
Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking?
Annie are anda walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE anda WALKING???!!!!
ARE anda WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are anda walking?
With your dentist
Are...

8

101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the tempat tidur holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors oleh your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

2

A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice hari To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the rumput to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot lebih fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

6

It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, anda can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If anda wanna gain a little weight all anda have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks anda what your size is atau how much anda weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when anda think of women anda think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

2

A Review for INVADER ZIM oleh Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the tampil is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If anda look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", atau perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

12

20 Funny kutipan

posted by invadercalliope

I hope anda enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and anda failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail anda out of jail, a best friend will be sitting selanjutnya to anda saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the pantai like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made anda smile
8:Clear as a bel, bell my nody berkata "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

6

I'm bored, so here are 34 acak facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 acak facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. musik is my life.

6. I cinta to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I cinta to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I cinta to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer atau dancer when I'm older.

13. jalan, street dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

2

The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long yang lalu me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and berkata "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years atau so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

26

What's the difference bewteen friends and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend anda their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat atau drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents oleh Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, oleh Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting selanjutnya to anda sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...