#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the hiu jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a hiu roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down oleh a hiu and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the berkata revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael.

Anyway, he's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many hiu movies, anda wanna take Jaws and Slap it in the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"

So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it lebih atau less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..

Anyway, here we go..

During a late-night pantai party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under oleh a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all tampil scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.

Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief. Brody, demands the pantai closed.
Mayor overrules him cause.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.

So, as expected, another hiu related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him. Demanding too open the pantai too be open.
What? We're anda all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?

Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, till they saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.

Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".

Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled oleh the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).

Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white hiu is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath atau the stupidest person alive.

On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real hiu (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading too my favorit seen. We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his selanjutnya victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.

Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the hiu with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.

At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.

After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the perahu backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the hiu to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.

With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the hiu with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The hiu demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.

Anyway, Bruce then attacks the perahu directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, oleh jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.

Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.

With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to perahu wreckage.

And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..


#2: JEFF THE KILLER:
Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just snaps. He gets set on api oleh the bullies, leading to him cutting off his eyelids (FOR SOME STUPID REASON), and instead of killing the bullies, he kills his family, the people who actually supported and cared for him. In fact, the bullies are never even heard from again after this. And yet, Jeff was seen as the number one greatest creepypasta ever made. If this is number one, than that just shows how little quality creepypastas there are." - WindWakerguy430

So.. Not sure what lebih I can say..

Well... A lot actually.

NEWS PAPER: Unnamed killer at large.

ME: Someone clearly didn't read the fucking title.

Anyway.. Jeff is suppose to be a "normal" kid.
Yeah.. Trevor Phillips can be lebih "normal" than Jeff.

So.. Three cliche villains attack Jeff for no reason other than "their bullies".
And Jeff, being a "normal kid" murders them, and the last throws him into bleach. Where Jeff lost his sanity..
Really? THAT easily.. Yeah, this sure is a normal kid isn't?

Anyway.. Jeff, now being insane and all, rips out his eyelids and cuts his mouth too imitate a Joker smile.. Frankly cause they want us too believe someone can survive, not only human insanity.. But also burning their eye lids open, being drowned in bleach, and slicing their mouth open.

YOU: Why dose Jeff do that too himself?

Your guess is as good as mine.
There's literary NO reason for.
He just went crazy for no reason at all.. There was no build up.. Jeff just went crazy "because story"..

Anyway, Jeff's parents aren't exactly winning any "normal person" awards either.

MOM: Honey. Our son is mentally ill.
DAD: Should we take him too a hospital?
MOM: No fuck that. Get your gun!

REALLY!?
Get your gun!?
There's a thousand other ways this could of been handled.

JEFF: (now holding a knife) Mommy, anda lied (charges at them)

ME: So.. How about reaching for that gun?

JEFF: (kills them both)

Guess not.

So.. Again Jeff is suppose to be this tragic, victim of circumstance.
Really!?
Because ONE near death expirence, and he kills his whole family, and there's not even any motive for it. His brother went too jail for him, so Jeff murders him.. And his parents raised him, and murders them for no reason..

Isn't just Jeff such a "tragic" character?
WatchMojo sure thinks so..

So.. Yeah..
Moral of the story..
"don't do go too jail for crimes your brother committed too save him.. He'll kill anda anyway".

Also..

If anda see your kid is losing his sanity.
Forget trying too get him too a mental hospital.
Fucking shoot the kid.
It's the lebih "rational" thing too do.

And than there's Jane the killer.
Apparently she saw Jeff kill her parents and she's trying save the world from Jeff.. oleh doing exactly what Jeff does.. And murders people in order too STOP the murders..

So.. Thank anda Jeff the Killer for ruining l from Death Note for me,,

#3: SAW 2:
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest film I know.

Saw 2 is lebih what people THINK of when anda talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, oleh laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been sealed behind it. He sets off the timer and the man finds the scalpel.
Now as scary as this is.
When anda really think about it, anda can live without one of your eyes. The adrenaline rush would get to you. And I'll much rather have only one eye, than be killed in a vein flytrap..
But the man doesn't even seem to TRY.
And is killed while basically" waiting" for the device to kill him..

Anyway, we than see that is movie is protraying Donnie Wahlberg as a short tempered, dectetive cliche. But still have him awesome, cause it's Mark Wahlberg's brother after all.

Anyway, Donnie's son is missing, and he is dragged into investigating the latest Jigsaw case.
As expected, the two events are connected, cause John Kramer (Jigsaw) has his son.

Thoughout the movie, John rants on about having cancer, and how surviving a sucide attempt turned him into Jigsaw.. A man stealing people that are the biggest dicks alive, and making giving them a detik chance, oleh having a way to escape his halaman awal alone torture chambers. (though the surviver usually means cutting off an arm atau something).

Also, John says that eight people trapped in a house; among them are Amanda Young, one of the only known survivors from the first film , and Daniel, Donnie's song.
Jigsaw says that nerve agent is filling the house snd will kill them within two hours, but Kramer assures Donnie that following his own game, simply sitting and chatting with Kramer, will see Daniel returned to him unharmed. At Kerry's urging, Eric agrees in order to buy time for the tech team to arrive and trace the video signal.

Meanwhile.
Daniel, Amanda, and the eight others waken in a windowless room.
Amanda tampilkan them where to find the tape recorder of Jigsaw (and we're suppose to be SHOCKED that she's working for Jigsaw, when she clearly knows exactly what to do, and when to do it).

After hearing the tape, informing them of the nerve gas entering their veins, Jigsaw hints that they need to work as a team before ending the message.

Shortly after hearing the message, the largest guy of the group, Xavier.

Finds a note warning them not to try opening the door with the key selanjutnya to the note.

Obviously it doesn't take a genius to realize, that maybe this is the type of situation, where anda should probably listen to such things, it's probably booby trapped.

But of coarse. Like a dumb-ass, an paranoid man named Gus tries to use the key anyway. And as expected, doing so triggers a revolver to shoot though the key hole.

Honestly, Gus is the STUPIDEST Jigsaw victim I have ever seen.
First anda ignore a direct warning.
And second, maybe anda might of been spared, if anda didn't put your god damn eye into the keyhole.
Like, do anda ever check the key hole when unlocking a door? Who dose that.

Anyway. after eventually being let out of the room, the group explores (and Xeiver finds a spiked bat, like in DeadRising 2).

Eventually they find the basement, where one of them, Obi, is recognized oleh one of them as the the guy that kidnapped her, (even though the girl that recognized him, clearly never saw his face), and Obi is forced into a furnace to obtain two antidotes inside, but inadvertently activates the trap (cause he was 'smart' enough to try grabbing a third one, even though it's obvious it was rigged) and is burned to death before the others can save him (not that they really tried very hard, especially the females, who just stood there watching).

In the selanjutnya room, Xavier throws Amanda into a syringe-filled pit intended for himself, and though she is able to retrieve the key, he is unable to unlock the steel door behind which the antidote sits before the timer kadaluarsa and he leaves out of frustration.

Later in the movie.
Having left the others because of his stubbornness, Xavier returns to the room where they started from and finds a colored number on Gus' neck. After realizing the answer to the clue to one of the antidotes (and never deciding to simply 'ask' if he could see everyone's number), he than kills Jonas (the black guy of the group) with his spiked bat after misunderstanding leads to a violent fist fight, reads Jona's number, and than begins hunting the others.

Having seen Xavier chasing his son, Donnie Wahlberg brutally assaults Kramer and forces him to lead Dannie to the house.

Amanda and Daniel find a tunnel in the aman, brankas room which leads to a dilapidated bathroom with two rotting corpses (the set from from the first movie).

Daniel collapses inside just before Xavier finds them. Amanda notes that he can't read his own number, and he cuts the skin from his neck. before approaching her, Daniel, who feigned his collapse, jumps up and slashes Xeiver's neck with a hacksaw, killing him in self defence.

John leads Donnie to the wrong house, where Amanda, revealing her true self. drugs him, even though there's a thousands ways this could of backfired, mainly, Donnie had a gun on him.

Anyway. In the twist end, it's revealed, when John berkata "all anda have to do is sit with me" he meant it LITERARY.
If Donnie waited, his son would be revealed to have been in the room where they found Jigsaw, and the tapes where pre-recored.
But sense he didn't, poor Donnie will die for nothing.
I like that actually, it's so twisted..

#4: MONSTER:

I had a lot of time to spare I watched episode one AND episode two. Save my self some time and I'll probably be doing a lot of that.
Sense this one looks a lot better so far.
Death note is good. But can't honestly say I'm fully ENJOYING it yet. It's kinda weird..

Uh anyway.
It's kinda what I expected from a tampil like this, something deep and dark.

But it's kinda depressing to.
I would NEVER be a surgeon. The guilt, all that fuckin guilt!

They really need TWO of these guys. That way people don't have to die.
And I kinda have a feeling the boy would be the famish villain..
What's his name again?
Mha, I'll find out soon enough.

Either way.
Great show.
Know wonder Wind kept going on about it.

I'm actually excited about this one..

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Episode 3 was a bit slow for me.
It's the aftermath of the directors death.
(Witch I guarantee would be Johan Lieberts doings).

So either way, not much to say about episode 3.

Episode 4 is a bit lebih interesting.
Partially when we finally meet Johan Liebert.
And just as I expected, Johan was the one that poisoned those doctors, and was the one that was found shot in the head. Shows like this usually result like that.

I bet most of anda are asking it.
So here it is.
Johan seems cool so far.
I remember Wind linked me that scene, I was so excited about seeing that part where we meet Johan.
Too bad Junkers died though. Never thought someone with the first name ADOLF, would make me sad, when seeing them die.

Either way, Junkers is dead, Temna is traumatized, and Johan calmly leaves.
We need scenes like that in Breaking Bad.
Imagine Walter white seeing Johan in that scene.
Walter won't be so fuckin arrogant THEN won't he?

Oh well.
I have sense this series will be killing off main characters as quickly as Walking Dead.
It's best not to get close to characters in Walking Dead. They don't last long.
Saw is the same.
Saw seems to have the BAD guys win most times, so even worse..

Oh well, either way. I can see why Johan is considered the best villain.

Firstly, he wasn't any different from any human is. He doesn't have any super powers, no Super Saiyan, no Getsuga Tenshou, no Gear Fourth, no Sage mode. None of these. And the fact that everything is realistic makes him THAT much lebih scarier. Would we be scared of an Aizen? atau a Frieza? No because we know for sure that even if they exist in some corner of the universe, we would have a 0% chance of meeting them. But the fact that Johan Liebert is just normal man, he has no powers, nothing. He just looks like someone who might very well be your neighbour.
That's a REAL villain.

And their ARE people out there revels in human suffering. I read about a escape convict who broke into an house and killed a poor old lady.

But nothing was stolen. His ONLY goal was to murder.. That's pretty fucked up!

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I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
tampil watched 5 and 6.

Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten menit of episode 6.
Guess it'll be lebih interesting in the selanjutnya one.

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So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.

This tampil is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.

Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.

But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"

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(Skip to part 9):

sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion atau something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the tampil becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
atau even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)


#5: DEATH NOTE:

Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" tampil then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

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Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till selanjutnya episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most favorit character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit atau whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the tampil till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless anda count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..

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This tampil is getting pretty good.

I guess it's one of those things anda just need to give a while before anda start appreciating it.

But this one confirmed that my favourite character so far, is probably RYUK.
There's just something about him that brings a small sense of dark comedy.
And I like that this isn't the main point of him.
It's not like Hellsing where the humor is the ONLY thing he would bring. This guy is intimading in every sense of the word. (guess we can compare him to Alucard a little).

Anyway.
No komentar about this episode.

Catch anda later.
(I mainly watched this one out of a secret pet peeve of needing to watch at least four before doing lebih MONSTER episodes)..

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I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. atau ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.


#6: JAWS 4:

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death hiu attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a hiu attack.. All while his screams are drowned oleh the natal singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the hiu was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.

So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the pantai ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the pantai after the other films!?.

She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..

Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
anda know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile anda son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, anda big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..

Than again.. This actually makes sense when anda think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..

And why the fuck do they never fucking pindah away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. anda think they’d learn oleh now..

So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the hiu followed them..

CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.

So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.

She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.

So after the hiu attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's perahu and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!

So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the hiu attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. atau a fucking wet t-shirt!

So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the hiu crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the hiu angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!

CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!

In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile anda son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one.. Not this shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!

Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten oleh a giant great white..

And that's how it ends..

So yeah.. anda can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...


#7: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST:
back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* berwarna merah muda, merah muda flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So let’s give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of….




So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL binatang simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to tampil her tit during a sex scene.. So the director mistreats her.

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem lebih real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..

So now the movie.. There's a large broken base of this film.. is it a clever communtary.. atau is it just a hypercritical piece of garbage..

It's both.. Allen's crew is purposely protrayed as complete monsters. Espically Allen.. The actor protraying him actually felt really upset and uncomfortable about protraying such a person as Allen.. Not helped oleh the forced animal killing..

But truth is, the tribe is no better in the end.. One of their members is raped.. So they impale her though a spike, and publically display her..

And than they gang rape the girl from the crew. Even though "rape" is their whole reason for being so fucking pissed in the first place..

And this is followed oleh deeply DEEPLY disturbing deaths of the rest of the crew.

Even the death of Allen. No doubt the most karmatic death ever. Only leaves me feeling deeply uncomfortable. Rather than the satisfied feeling your no doubt your suppose to feel..


Either way.. Not sure what to say..

Watch this movie if anda want. But it's very uncomfortable and... Weird.

#8: SERBIAN FILM
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn bintang who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if anda can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!

#9: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET:
So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. film I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the film in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even niominated.. He's so underrated for that role. Like Englund we both cinta AND fear him. The sadistic enjoyment he gets from all this.

Anyway.. In my opinion, the first half is way better.. The parts where we don't actually know Freddy's story. I like the whole mystery thing.. "Who is this creepy guy in my dreams trying to kill me?"

The parania thing is way scarier.. Espically cause Englund barely has any actual dialogue. He mostly just laughs.

I could review the remake.. But I made my thoughts of that movie very clear in this older article

link

Not having Robert Englund, basically means it was doomed from the beginning. The actor tried. But he had friggin Michael teluk, da? as the producer. I don't even really blame the actor.. I blame Bay.

Not sure what to say that I didn't say there. But what made Freddy funny in the sequels makes him just plain scary here.. It's that sadistic smile.. He's LOVING this. So anda know your fucked.

So obiously I give this movie 10/10

Any other film anda want me to review, leave it in comments.. Just plase, no lebih of those... Other, movies.. Looking at "you" WindWaker430

#10: REN SND STIMPY ADULT PARTY CARTOON:
That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the lebih entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to meninju, pukulan harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked pantai Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized outfits and has them dancing around and probably giving blowjobs all day.. I don't know, I don't remember a lot of it.. I don't really want to either.

Only one I really remember is the infamish REN SEEKS HELP.. anda know, the one where Ren flashbacks to all the ways he tortures innocent binatang (showing all the signs of real life serial killers), and than straight up murders his therapist in case the symbolism was clear enough, and also because he called Ren crazy and starts beating him up (oh brilliant plan doc, yeah attack the psychopath, "what can go wrong").

I do have to admit.. I think I became desensitized to shit. As this didn't really bother me. Just felt weird, and maybe a little uncomfortable.. But it didn't disturb me..

Does look like a look in John K's mind though, just like the rest of this bizzare and uncomfortable series.. Which only aired 3 episodes before they fired John K when they realized what a "great guy" he was..

So I guess don't have much to say.. But I did give out a review. I feel like I haven't reviewed anything in a long time.. komentar if anda can.. But anda probably won't. They usually don't..


Peace out homies..