1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, anda know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did anda find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: anda don't deserve this.. anda don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What anda gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell anda (add voice) anda should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: anda son of a menggerutu, jalang did anda just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that tikus it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell anda anda ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason anda can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a tikus wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis anda have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did anda just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than pemanggangan, pemanggang roti has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows pemanggangan, pemanggang roti hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could anda cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. anda were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: anda were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm anda so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and ciuman them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the perahu race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, anda know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did anda find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: anda don't deserve this.. anda don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What anda gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell anda (add voice) anda should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: anda son of a menggerutu, jalang did anda just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that tikus it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell anda anda ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason anda can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a tikus wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis anda have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did anda just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than pemanggangan, pemanggang roti has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows pemanggangan, pemanggang roti hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could anda cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. anda were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: anda were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm anda so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and ciuman them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the perahu race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
10. Sing “Bad Touch” oleh the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with anda for Halloween
4. tampil him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with anda for Halloween
4. tampil him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My jantung is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its cinta i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My jantung is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its cinta i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied oleh some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” berkata her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied oleh some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” berkata her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!