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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; anda answer pertanyaan such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; anda get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are bayi ugly at first?
CANADA24; anda try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; anda take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is it normal to be in cinta with your dog?
CANADA24; anda need help.


Do anda kucing know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"


Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.


Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously anda never seen Alpha and Omega"


What happens if anda paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; anda die!


How do I test if my penyu, kura-kura is gay?
"you tampil it your penis, and see if it stares for lebih than 20 seconds"


Are there autographs of Yesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.


How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.


How do I ask a pertanyaan on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; anda JUST DID!!


How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.


Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.


Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With cinta and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; anda draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons


Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER pertanyaan is, why were anda smelling it in the first place?


What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"


Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.


How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; anda tampil him the Twilight Saga.


My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. anda really ARE stupid!


Why is canada a aman, brankas country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king angsa gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu, kura-kura against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.


halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; anda two huh?


The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.


Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.


Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.


Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"


Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not anda idiot.


Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country atau is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; anda make me sad.


If anda die in Canada? Do anda die in real life?
CANADA24;No, anda become a reindeer with red nose"


Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try membaca a book once in a while"


Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.


Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!


Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................


Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; anda do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"


Could anda give me saran on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.


Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"


How can I pindah to Canada?
CANADA24; oleh getting off the couch.


Can an 18 tahun old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.


Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.


How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; anda do realize we are nothing BUT christians.


How do anda say "I cinta you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; oleh ending it with "eh"


Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"


What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.


What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and maple syrup.


Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.


What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.


Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.


America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.


JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all anda want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..


I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay atau a serial killer..


Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it oleh summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have lebih of your kind running around..


If anda hadn't lost your viginity oleh 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!


If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected oleh law.


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..


9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!


Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!


If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..


This is PSA to men. When we say something and anda disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if anda continue to do so just cause anda arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


I cinta jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if anda let me walk all over anda I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the tahun award goes tooooo
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posted by Canada24
If anda want pictures, read the version on my club, I deleted them all..



#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even lebih than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this menggerutu, jalang that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for lebih "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I found that a bit disturbing....
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posted by Windrises
Several of my favorit fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This daftar is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope anda read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a anime show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my favorit episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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 Cody Leach
Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's lebih serious scenes..
* The shows secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan qulity. anda can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* anda can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear...
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TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tanggal anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen binatang reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone,...
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posted by bellabrowneyes
found this stuff and i wanted to share with anda guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person selanjutnya to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your pertanyaan to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly oleh giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the selanjutnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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