#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can anda tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can anda give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how movie goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came back from, like, a store atau something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the tahun when I berkata I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can anda go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten menit where anda see some funny cat video pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. más like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because anda can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did anda hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
#12:
Chris!Kid: I wanna be like him! hey mommy, can I gabung the bola basket team? 'Cause look at that guy, he's so cool!
Chris!Mom: You're five years old, shut the fuck up, kid.
Chris!Kid: Hey! anda can't say those words to me! I wanna be like the cool guys!
Chris!Mom: Yeah well, you've got no talent.
Chris!Kid: Well that's okay, 'cause my film make their budget back!
Chris!Mom: Why are anda saying anda make movies? You're five years old!
Chris!Kid: Shut up mommy, I'm a directuuurrr—
#14:
WASN'T THAT JUST BALLS OUT AWESOME?!
#15:
"And when they get the cat, when they bring her home.. they just.. Let her free.. Your suppose to tampil her around, tell her what's what, and than let her loose.. But they just.. Let her loose.. And are actually shocked that Kevin Spacey, as this cat, took a piss on the carpet.. And they don't even feed it, like, they feed it the selanjutnya day, like the forgot oh, right, your a cat, anda need food and water.. And they put the food, right selanjutnya to the litter box.. Like, right selanjutnya it… WHAT THE FUCK!!.. anda don't put the litter box right oleh the food, 'cause when the cat does this (makes digging motions) when she's taking a shit, it's going to get all in her food and water! So fuck stupid!! What the fuck happened with this movie?! I hate it! I hate this movie! And that's just one logical problem and that's just because I'm a cat owner and I cinta cats, and what the fuck?!"
#16:
"If anda got a really good director of photography, and anda went out to the street, and anda found a pile of tikus shit, he could probably light that very well and perhaps shoot it with an interesting angle. But it's still tikus shit."
#17;
"Hey, anda know that really interesting and original script we got in today?...Yeah, throw that out, we're gonna make Sex Tape."
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can anda tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can anda give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how movie goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came back from, like, a store atau something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the tahun when I berkata I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can anda go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten menit where anda see some funny cat video pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. más like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because anda can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did anda hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
#12:
Chris!Kid: I wanna be like him! hey mommy, can I gabung the bola basket team? 'Cause look at that guy, he's so cool!
Chris!Mom: You're five years old, shut the fuck up, kid.
Chris!Kid: Hey! anda can't say those words to me! I wanna be like the cool guys!
Chris!Mom: Yeah well, you've got no talent.
Chris!Kid: Well that's okay, 'cause my film make their budget back!
Chris!Mom: Why are anda saying anda make movies? You're five years old!
Chris!Kid: Shut up mommy, I'm a directuuurrr—
#14:
WASN'T THAT JUST BALLS OUT AWESOME?!
#15:
"And when they get the cat, when they bring her home.. they just.. Let her free.. Your suppose to tampil her around, tell her what's what, and than let her loose.. But they just.. Let her loose.. And are actually shocked that Kevin Spacey, as this cat, took a piss on the carpet.. And they don't even feed it, like, they feed it the selanjutnya day, like the forgot oh, right, your a cat, anda need food and water.. And they put the food, right selanjutnya to the litter box.. Like, right selanjutnya it… WHAT THE FUCK!!.. anda don't put the litter box right oleh the food, 'cause when the cat does this (makes digging motions) when she's taking a shit, it's going to get all in her food and water! So fuck stupid!! What the fuck happened with this movie?! I hate it! I hate this movie! And that's just one logical problem and that's just because I'm a cat owner and I cinta cats, and what the fuck?!"
#16:
"If anda got a really good director of photography, and anda went out to the street, and anda found a pile of tikus shit, he could probably light that very well and perhaps shoot it with an interesting angle. But it's still tikus shit."
#17;
"Hey, anda know that really interesting and original script we got in today?...Yeah, throw that out, we're gonna make Sex Tape."
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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Yes you are.
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed oleh the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the pantai with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: anda haven't berkata that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run oleh the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
