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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed oleh a movie nowadays. buku have the ability to let anda think about the horror and let anda imagine it yourself, and video games let anda experience it from a first hand perspective, but film are not the best with making anda feel scared. Even the good horror film don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I have five exploitation horror film here. I originally had ten, but I was never going to make it, so some had to be cut. Blacula, anda will be missed. If this goes well, maybe I’ll do another selanjutnya year. Who knows. But for now, let us start this off. I’ll be reviewing the worst of the batch first and pindah on to the best. So let us start with that

Slumber Party Massacre



anda know, when I started this film off, I was kind of expecting it to be a hidden gem among slasher films, atau at the very least, a laughably cheesy one. But no, Slumber Party Massacre is just painfully boring to me. The film is set in small town America where a group of high school girls have a slumber party while their parents are away. However, a serial killer escapes from prison and begins terrorizing the town, killing anyone he runs into with a power drill and making his way to the girls slumber party. It’s a simple plot, but so are many slasher classics. Sadly, this film doesn’t really do much. It was planned out to be a parody of horror films, yet instead, it became a straight horror film. I think that was this films undoing, as now it is just a rather dull film. There are some jokes that remained, and I will admit, I got one chuckle out of this movie. Just one. The kills aren’t anything special, even for gore hounds. anda get one neat kill with the pizza boy and one neat scene where the screams from an old horror film blend with the screams of the killer’s victim, but really, all this movie does that is good is just okay at best, and that’s not really that interesting. A lot of this film is filled with fake out scares, and it does it every time. I counted there being seven fake out scares before the actual killer showed up, and his was the least interesting. Yes, really. And the longer I watched this movie, the lebih I started to realize. A couple of kids in a neighborhood left to defend themselves as a crazed recently escaped killer is on the prowl. This is just bargain bin Halloween. Even some of the scenes are exactly similar to it. So, yeah, in short, just watch Halloween. Slumber Party Massacre is not worth your time at all, I promise you. Watch any other slasher film from the 80s, I assure anda they will be lebih enjoyable.

Nekromantik



I fucking hate this movie, honestly a bit lebih than Slumber Party Massacre. I’ll give it this, like I said, it takes a lot for a film to disturb me, and this film definitely did that. This film is about a couple in Germany that are into necrophilia. The lead character, being responsible for cleaning up corpses, brings a rotting corpse halaman awal to his girlfriend as they start to…. Ugh, fuck this movie. Point is, the corpse gets in the way of the relationship and a lot of weird imagery atau something, a rabbit gets skinned for an uncomfortably long time, and I just want to vomit. I will give credit where it is due, the film grain and haunting imagery really works well with the disturbing nature of the film. It also has this bizarre tone that goes on, where there are these horrifying scenes of the couple playing with body parts while this cheery musik is going on in the background. This film has one of the lebih unique soundtracks to it, with such strange imagery and odd timing that I can’t help but get a little uncomfortable with is. That said, this movie is not subtle with its subject matter. All the bizarre gambar like a rotting corpse playing with organs while a woman in white dances with him- Does this sound like a fever dream, because it sure does! Anyway, it’s clear what this film is trying to say. It’s not exactly David Lynch and boy does this movie have a habit of thinking it’s smarter than it actually is. Maybe there is lebih to this movie, I don’t know, but I refuse to find out. I hate this movie, it makes me wanna puke, but why is it up higher than Slumber Party Massacre? Simple, Nekromantik got a reaction out of me, while Slumber Party Massacre was a movie I kept looking at the clock to see how long it was going for. I’d rather watch a disgusting mess rather than a dull movie. So, good job Nekromantik. I hate literally everything about you, but at least anda weren’t boring.

Zombi 2



Now here is a film that probably has a lebih interesting production history than the actual film itself. Zombi 2 was actually an original script in Italy, but the studio wanted this to be advertised as a sequel to George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead. As a result, the Zombi franchise itself started to become a mess. So much in fact that the Wikipedia page talking about it is a fucking mess with Geroge A. Romero apparently having telepathy… if Wikipedia says it’s true, then who am I to argue. Anyway, Zombi 2, atau just Zombi, follows a woman, a journalist, and other folk as they arrive on an island to find her father, only to find a doctor that is doing what he can to fight off the zombie plague that has arisen on the island due to voodoo. Now a lot of zombie films don’t really touch on the voodoo zombies aside from the 1930s film White Zombie, so it’s neat to see this film use that, even if it ends up being similar to other zombie films of the time. The zombies don’t tampil up much at the start, but when they do, it does have an effect, especially the costumes and special effects of them. These aren’t just freshly dead zombies, there are zombies that come from a conquistador graveyard with worms and rotting flesh. It’s actually amazing how good the effects on these zombies look. That said, the characters aren’t the most memorable. Hell, clearly not since I just call them woman and journalist and doctor. The sad thing is that Zombi doesn’t really do much to separate itself from other zombie films. It doesn’t have the underlying satire of any George A. Romero films atau the unique style of zombies like in Return of the Dead. That said, it’s not the worst zombie film out there. It’s a decent film if anda are one of the five people that still like zombie films. Just be warned that the production history is a total disaster, so be prepared if anda plan on diving into this franchise.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre



It’s really not fair to compare Texas Chainsaw Massacre to slasher films like Friday the 13th atau Nightmare on Elm Street. While Friday the 13th has the gory kills and Nightmare on Elm jalan, street has the spectacle, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is probably the most disturbing of the major slasher films thanks to being an exploitation film. The film follows a group of teens heading out into the country, only for their car to stop near a gas station and a house nearby, unknowing that the halaman awal and everywhere close oleh is run oleh a family of cannibalistic serial killers, with Leatherface wandering inside with a hammer and a chainsaw. The build up to the house is a slow one, but it adds to the feel with the use of lightning and cinematography. They know that the area is filled with its own share of odd individuals, thanks to one of them getting cut oleh a hitchhiker, but once they reach the house filled with the bones of past victims, it all hits them like a hammer. And speaking of getting hit with a hammer, Leatherface cracks them in the head with a hammer. There’s a reason why Leatherface is so remembered. He’s not the most cunning killer, atau the most creative, but the way he behaves with his mentally unstable grunting and his angry shouts makes it far lebih disturbing for someone, especially with the use of the film grain. This film doesn’t have the gore anda would expect from your usual exploitation film, atau a shitty remake that we won’t talk about, but what violence that there is is still haunting, from seeing a man getting struck with a hammer to a woman being left dangling on a meat hook. And the lighting from a moonlit night to the rising sun over the countryside in the ending, it all adds to the film looking less like a horror film and lebih like a documentary on a crazed family. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a film where the low budget really works with it’s tone and is a reason why I think it still holds up. Give it a watch if anda want something special…. atau anda can go watch Leatherface and hate modern cinema like I do.

Death Proof



Now this is a film that has nothing but admiration for the old exploitation films of the past. Death Proof is all about a stunt driver, Mike, as he gets uses his car to slaughter woman. His car is only death Proof for the driver, but for anyone that comes into contact with him gets torn to pieces. The film is, of course, a Tarantino film. anda can tell because there's feet in almost every scene of the movie. But seriously, anda can see the themes all over the film, what with the dialogue and similar camera shots that make the film an interesting film to watch. A lot of people I know hate the long scenes of nothing but dialogue and just want to watch the splatterfest, which I say… what’s wrong with you? But I honestly enjoy the long dialogue scenes. Tarantino has a way of making conversations sound interesting. Most film have people giving exposition in their conversations and it just doesn’t sound human, but Tarantino is able to get people to talk about the most basic things while keeping it interesting with character interactions and camera angles. Mike comes off as this interesting but intimidating character that can still be able to attract attention, and I think that makes the scenes where he kills people much lebih haunting. Of course, this film isn’t really all that scary. It has a lot of gory scenes and can definitely put some people off, but this film is mostly a wild car chase film, at least in the detik half. Never have I had lebih fun watching three women drive a dying man off the road. Is it among the greatest of Tarantino’s work? Probably not. But if anda watch it all on it’s own, atau alongside Planet Terror that was part of the Grindhouse double feature, anda will have a good time. Maybe I’ll talk about Planet Terror one day. But as of now, Death Proof is one of the lebih fun exploitation horror films

So there anda go, five exploitation films for Halloween. Some good, most made me hate my life. Did I get scared. A bit. lebih disgusted than hateful. But I did find some gems in this, Death Proof especially. I hope anda all find some enjoyment out of these movies, hopefully not too much with one, and selanjutnya year… Maybe… I will get to Blacula. Don’t anda worry. Blacula will return! So Happy halloween and a Merry Kwanzaa too.
Yeah anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rongsokan, sampah in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

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3. Q. What does an Eagle and a tahi lalat have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A bebek walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The bebek doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bas, bass oleh Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the artikel their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then oleh all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends halloween eve. atau U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and puncak, atas me.
hey everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes anda all know that sing All About bas, bass we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About bas, bass spoof atau parody artikel will get to decide what our selanjutnya artikel should be about and we will make a fan club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and anda can't use your artikel to diss atau make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to laporan anda than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our artikel

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. anda can stuff a bantal with the tikus bulu on the dipan, sofa alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. anda don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells anda it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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posted by Nick16
Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing lebih than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been berkata that it breaks my jantung and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....
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(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met anda the selanjutnya day,
You...
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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are anda doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't anda know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, anda don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...
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In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages atau diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers oleh surprise.

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The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...
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~ barium tetraiodomercurate

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~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

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Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica anime series.

Director: Micheal teluk, da?

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" oleh Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 menit

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton daftar as Mami Tomoe...
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I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!

Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.

This movie...is one of the most film of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!

Score: 5/5

Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!

Score: 5/5

Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 menit in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!

Score: 4/5

Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).

Score: 4/5

Final Thoughts: If anda want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!

Final Score: 18/20

Would I recommend it? YES
posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the musik was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If anda are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
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Well, if this is indeed the acak club, I think this is a good place to put a [b]random[b] article.
So, for this acak article, I'll be putting some strange yet sort of weirdly interesting facts. Let the games begin:
-Barbie is a nickname. Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
-Hello Kitty is not her real name. A few years back, sanrio published a book about her, including a family tree, which stated her name was Kitty White.
-Johnny Depp has never won an oscar.
-Mel blanc was a man who did every single voice in the majority of the Bugs Bunny cartoons, and his voicing daftar goes on and on....
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Rant 2: Geewuners!

I'm baaack!

Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!

If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fan of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fan are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!

I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.

On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!

I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.