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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with pelangi Dash, and we were going to pindah into a very nice house oleh a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

pelangi Dash: *Putting bags into the bagasi, batang of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
pelangi Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
pelangi Dash: *Closes trunk* What anda really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on puncak, atas of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
pelangi Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into pelangi Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: anda know what else would be great?
pelangi Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
pelangi Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for anda to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

pelangi Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

pelangi Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass pelangi Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
pelangi Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, pelangi Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew pelangi Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the puncak, atas of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

pelangi Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
pelangi Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & pelangi Dash: AWESOME!!!
pelangi Dash: I cinta this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
pelangi Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
pelangi Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the jalan, street from your house. anda can come over anytime anda want, but remember, anda must not eat cupcake on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcake on Sunday?
pelangi Dash: Let me tell anda after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing pelangi Dash. It slowly passes oleh which makes her nervous*
pelangi Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* anda alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so anda can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcake on Sunday.

Me, and pelangi Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why anda shouldn't eat cupcake on Sunday.

pelangi Dash: A few weeks ago, a pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
pelangi Dash: She got attacked oleh some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
pelangi Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
pelangi Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the pony eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the pony to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
pelangi Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where anda put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
pelangi Dash: What did anda think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
pelangi Dash: Okay, if anda don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe pelangi Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

selanjutnya morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if pelangi Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: pelangi Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
pelangi Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see anda later.
pelangi Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
pelangi Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
pelangi Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The cupcake factory was right across the jalan, street from where I lived, but if I told pelangi Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter oleh a api hydrant, and enters the cupcake factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are anda sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! anda thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All anda gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave anda alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let anda do whatever anda want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT cupcake ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... anda know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're pelangi Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of pelangi Dash, do anda remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill anda two if anda lost, but since anda ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I berkata go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make anda fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* anda are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, anda will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* anda do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot anda with this, and make anda fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do anda have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the dinding behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! anda ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five detik he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be lebih specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the cupcake factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* pelangi Dash berkata there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious hari for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right selanjutnya to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the bukit, hill again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the selanjutnya part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* hey it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the bukit, hill on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the jalan, street from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell anda something.
Jeff: anda look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if anda don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill anda two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how anda just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess anda forgot about everything else anda were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. anda are not going to leave me. I want anda to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
pelangi Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony mencuri it.
pelangi Dash: Why didn't anda tell me as soon as anda got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
pelangi Dash: How did anda get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told anda that I always wanted to fly?
pelangi Dash: Wait. Are anda saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
pelangi Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. atau at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do anda want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All anda have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? anda pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have anda found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: anda owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are anda doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and pelangi Dash found my scooter. It was stolen oleh some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

pelangi Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
pelangi Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
pelangi Dash: Go halaman awal Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
pelangi Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
pelangi Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. anda are a coward.
pelangi Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I berkata anda are a coward.
pelangi Dash: Do anda even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
pelangi Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs pelangi Dash from behind* Are anda sure you're not afraid of anything?
pelangi Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a api hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
pelangi Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
pelangi Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give anda $35,000 if anda let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
pelangi Dash: I'm worth lebih then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto pelangi Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
pelangi Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
pelangi Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

pelangi Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was lebih like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

pelangi Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To pelangi Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: Why are anda just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
pelangi Dash: What did anda do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
pelangi Dash: Scoots, anda okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
pelangi Dash: anda do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, anda got a point there. How about, we have anda further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, pelangi Dash was not happy with me.

pelangi Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
pelangi Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn anda not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
pelangi Dash: I think we should pindah back to the awan house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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