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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your laporan cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good laporan card. (Sugar sees her laporan card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and tanggal for your Student of the tahun award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my laporan card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my laporan card, again. But I can swap my laporan card with Ella's. I could just menyeberang, salib out and switch our names on our laporan cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her laporan card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your laporan cards signed oleh your parents. Goodbye.
(One jam Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did anda get your laporan card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's laporan card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my laporan card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her laporan card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best laporan cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her laporan card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a laporan card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure anda Ella did not got a 0.0 on her laporan card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's laporan card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real laporan card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank anda so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your laporan card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's laporan card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. anda actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake laporan card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration makan malam with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are anda all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped laporan cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real laporan card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe anda swapped laporan cards and got a 0.0 on your real laporan card! I just spent $1000 dollars for anda at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! anda are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real laporan card komentar read: Ella has been the sweetest malaikat in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real laporan card komentar read: This has been the worst tahun that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority atau instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate video on the computers. I recommend either Special hari Class atau Sugar repeating the same grade selanjutnya year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your laporan cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good laporan card. (Sugar sees her laporan card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and tanggal for your Student of the tahun award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my laporan card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my laporan card, again. But I can swap my laporan card with Ella's. I could just menyeberang, salib out and switch our names on our laporan cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her laporan card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your laporan cards signed oleh your parents. Goodbye.
(One jam Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did anda get your laporan card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's laporan card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my laporan card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her laporan card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best laporan cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her laporan card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a laporan card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure anda Ella did not got a 0.0 on her laporan card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's laporan card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real laporan card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank anda so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your laporan card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's laporan card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. anda actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake laporan card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration makan malam with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are anda all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped laporan cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real laporan card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe anda swapped laporan cards and got a 0.0 on your real laporan card! I just spent $1000 dollars for anda at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! anda are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real laporan card komentar read: Ella has been the sweetest malaikat in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real laporan card komentar read: This has been the worst tahun that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority atau instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate video on the computers. I recommend either Special hari Class atau Sugar repeating the same grade selanjutnya year.
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Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rongsokan, sampah in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
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Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rongsokan, sampah in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz anda know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. anda can stuff a bantal with the tikus bulu on the dipan, sofa alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. anda don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. anda can stuff a bantal with the tikus bulu on the dipan, sofa alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. anda don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)