Are anda bored? Do anda have the humor of a 10 tahun old boy? Do anda like musik that doesn't have a real point? Do anda like musik that will make your grandma look at anda with disappointment in her eyes!? If anda answered yes to any of these pertanyaan then here is a daftar for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musik about that booty!
Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John jantung - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God - FTBT
Tom Green - Bum Bum Song
Samwell - What What In The Butt
T-Pain - Booty Work
Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Your favorit Martian - Booty Store
Baracuda - pantat, keledai Up
Adam And Andrew - Do It In The Butt
Major Lazar - Bubble Butt
Alex C & Yass - Du Hast
Alex C & Yass - anda Have The Sweetest Ass
Emeinem - pantat, keledai Like That
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
queen - Fat Botttom
Qwote - Shawty It's Your Booty
V.I.C. - Wobble
Deep Side - Booty Music
Santa Maffy- Shake That Ass
Klariza Clayton - Ass2Ass
Serebro - Sexy Ass
Mika - Kick Ass
LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt
Blake Shelton - ciuman My Country Ass
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump shaer
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Whip My pantat, keledai Parody)
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Juvenile - Back That pantat, keledai Up
Soulja Boy - Donk
Cash Out - She Twerkin'
Kstylis - Booty Me Down
Kstylis - Trampoline Booty
Kstylis - Booty Hopscotch
Kstylis - kanguru Booty
Nicki Minaj - Anacoda
B Smyth - Twerkaholic
PTAF - Boss pantat, keledai Bitch
Twerk Songs - Throw That pantat, keledai In A Circle
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Soundmaster T - Too Much Booty In The Pants
Mos Def - Mrs Fat Booty
E.U. - Da Butt
Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back (Cover)
Das Racist - Booty In The Air
Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Dj Issac - Face Down pantat, keledai Up
KC & The Sunshines - Shake Your Ass
Pavlo bintang - Booty Swing
Jennifer Lopez - Booty
Juicy J - Bounce It
Project Pat - Twerk It
Ali & Gipp - Work Dat Twerk Dat
Tujamo - Booty Bounce
Joshua Simon - 7 Booty Songs In 3 menit
KANDY - Booty's Theme
Hasse de Moor & GLD - Work
Dirtcaps & Raynor Bruges - Booty Down
Got any lebih bootylicious songs feel free to post them in the comments.
Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John jantung - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God - FTBT
Tom Green - Bum Bum Song
Samwell - What What In The Butt
T-Pain - Booty Work
Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Your favorit Martian - Booty Store
Baracuda - pantat, keledai Up
Adam And Andrew - Do It In The Butt
Major Lazar - Bubble Butt
Alex C & Yass - Du Hast
Alex C & Yass - anda Have The Sweetest Ass
Emeinem - pantat, keledai Like That
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
queen - Fat Botttom
Qwote - Shawty It's Your Booty
V.I.C. - Wobble
Deep Side - Booty Music
Santa Maffy- Shake That Ass
Klariza Clayton - Ass2Ass
Serebro - Sexy Ass
Mika - Kick Ass
LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt
Blake Shelton - ciuman My Country Ass
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump shaer
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Whip My pantat, keledai Parody)
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Juvenile - Back That pantat, keledai Up
Soulja Boy - Donk
Cash Out - She Twerkin'
Kstylis - Booty Me Down
Kstylis - Trampoline Booty
Kstylis - Booty Hopscotch
Kstylis - kanguru Booty
Nicki Minaj - Anacoda
B Smyth - Twerkaholic
PTAF - Boss pantat, keledai Bitch
Twerk Songs - Throw That pantat, keledai In A Circle
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Soundmaster T - Too Much Booty In The Pants
Mos Def - Mrs Fat Booty
E.U. - Da Butt
Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back (Cover)
Das Racist - Booty In The Air
Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Dj Issac - Face Down pantat, keledai Up
KC & The Sunshines - Shake Your Ass
Pavlo bintang - Booty Swing
Jennifer Lopez - Booty
Juicy J - Bounce It
Project Pat - Twerk It
Ali & Gipp - Work Dat Twerk Dat
Tujamo - Booty Bounce
Joshua Simon - 7 Booty Songs In 3 menit
KANDY - Booty's Theme
Hasse de Moor & GLD - Work
Dirtcaps & Raynor Bruges - Booty Down
Got any lebih bootylicious songs feel free to post them in the comments.
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis bintang won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his selanjutnya film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A sumber revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking meneruskan, ke depan to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist selanjutnya year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis bintang won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his selanjutnya film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A sumber revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking meneruskan, ke depan to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist selanjutnya year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a gunung berapi flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If anda were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was selanjutnya to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put permen in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
permen Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i cinta these!),a lot lebih too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If anda were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was selanjutnya to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put permen in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
permen Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i cinta these!),a lot lebih too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: anda want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame pantat, keledai song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: hey THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though anda were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” atau even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS anda KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this tampil i allways see a new guest bintang so i was wondering how do anda do it?
anda WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS tampil BEING ON THIS tampil AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest bintang is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if anda make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
I know some pertanyaan about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell anda the jawaban
first, anda can NOT see polar bears in the jalan, street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know anda won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is membaca this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, anda can NOT see polar bears in the jalan, street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know anda won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is membaca this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same pertanyaan
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down atau else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know anda know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
atau we take our time
So let's rush
I want anda to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush atau we may not
I want anda to know this
I want anda to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same pertanyaan
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down atau else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know anda know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
atau we take our time
So let's rush
I want anda to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush atau we may not
I want anda to know this
I want anda to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush