acak Article: Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

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posted by zanhar1

oleh all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if anda do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder anda ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.

#8 Okay okay anda can ship x's sibling with character y.

#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.

#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.

#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!

#12 Shipping your favorit character's lover with your detik favorit character's lover is recommended.

#13 Now don't just ship your favorit characters' pasangan together; play mix n match and have your favorit and detik favorit switch lovers!

#14 Ya know what's better than one of your favorit characters in a relationship? Having your two favorit cinta each other. Ship that. Pronto.

#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least favorit is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd favorit out for your least favorite.

#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your favorit with your least favorit for maximum mixed feelings!

#17 cinta triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.

#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.

#19 And then ship person B with person C.

#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.

#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. anda know what that means...SHIP IT!!!

#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.

#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!

#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if anda ship it hard enough.

#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.

#26 What's this??? anda have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no anda don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!

#27 Did anda know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.

#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? anda know what they say; opposites attract.

#29 So do same elements.

#30 Matches like Air/Water atau Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.

#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!

#32 "Yeah, but the tampil hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! anda can start shipping earlier. anda can ship them before shipping them was cool anda hipster you!

#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.

#34 Does your favorit character have a clone? Ship that also.

#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't pertanyaan it.

#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.

#37 Not canon? The penulis is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.

#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.

#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.

#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some cinta dammit!

#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits anda know. Ship Jerry with his favorit lamp shade.

#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting

#43 Ya know what else anda can ship? anda and your least favorite.

#44 Someone is hating on your favorit character? Ship them with the character.

#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.

#46 Background characters need cinta too. Ship them together.

#47 atau ship them with the main character.

#48 Secondary is fine too.

#49 Fine anda can ship singers too.

#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.

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SilentForce "Rule #51 Is the character dead? Who cares! Necrophilia exists for a reason!" And after the living person dies,he will be reunited with the already dead person in heaven :D "And a perfect world it will be. They were already intellect, now they will be more so. Zanhar1.2 will be a lovely addition to our budding society of perfect humans. And yes, yes the obedience chip is a necessary invention. It must be utilized immediately lest we get another zanhar3." I also think that the zanhar clones need to get super powers or abilities in order to protect the Zanarchy.Help me choose which clone should get which powers or abilities.Here are the powers and abilities that you can choose from: Ice powers Fire powers Water powers Air powers Earth powers Lightning powers Light Power Darkness Powers Illusion powers Mind Control Telepathy Telekinesis Body possession Vodoo Powers Hypnosis Control over dreams Control over sensibility Stoning powers Sound Powers Time Powers Poison Powers Plant Powers Technology Powers Healing Powers Magnetic Powers Explosion Powers Flying Stretching Jumping Super Speed Super Strength(the one who gets this ability will be even more powerful than Superman)

zanhar1 That's the general hope with rule 51. xP Ice powers - zanhar11 Fire powers - zanhar420 (blaz it) Water powers - zanhar4 Air powers - zanhar276 Earth powers - zanhar86 Lightning powers - zanhar33 Light Power - zanhar10 Darkness Powers - zanhar666 Illusion powers - zanhar Mind Control - zanhar0 Telepathy - zanhar16 Telekinesis - zanhars 5-8 Body possession - zanhar69 ;) Vodoo Powers - zanhar13 Hypnosis - zanhar95 Control over dreams - zanhar24 Control over sensibility - zanhar19 Stoning powers - zanhar51 Sound Powers - zanhar303 Time Powers - zanhar3.14 Poison Powers - zanhar333 Plant Powers - zanhar21 Technology Powers - zanhar3.14159 Healing Powers - zanhar2 Magnetic Powers - Explosion Powers - zanhar420 (blaze it also gets this) Flying - zanhar421 Stretching - zanhar212 Jumping - zanhar524 Super Speed - zanhar16 Super Strength - zanhar3 All of the above - zanhar1 (because I need dis to defeat Bloom)

SilentForce "All of the above - zanhar1 (because I need dis to defeat Bloom)" As you wish my master.With all the powers I will give to you,you will be able to defeat Bloom and bring her head back home as a trophy.This glorious day will be forever celebrated as the day on which the Mary Sue finally got what she deserved. But before that will happen,there's still one thing that you need to do.YOU NEED TO PAY ME.In exchange for my services I request 1 billion dollars and a villa.Do we have a deal?

zanhar1 :D Oh boy the one true evil will soon go down! A trophy she will be indeed. I don't even need the praise I just need the satisfaction of knowing that she won't outshine any characters anymore! Brb, I gotta go ask Kuro for another small loan of a billion dollars.

SilentForce Too bad that there are a lot of other characters like Bloom which means that you need to became the"The Mary Sue"serial killer in order to kill them all but don't worry you will be able to do that as well. "Brb, I gotta go ask Kuro for another small loan of a billion dollars." Okay I will be waiting in the shadows*fades away with an evil grin*.

zanhar1 Hey! Gosh dammit we're back to having only one page >:c The Sue Killer...hmm that has a nice ring. But it'll be a hard task with the author bias. *Now I wait for an answer.*

SilentForce "Hey! Gosh dammit we're back to having only one page >:c " Ikr?We were so close on reaching 3 pages and than fanpop decides to do this to us.As a villain you know what should be done.Go and kill their pathetic asses for daring to do this to us. "The Sue Killer...hmm that has a nice ring. But it'll be a hard task with the author bias." You could always threaten the authors to stop writing Mary Sue and Gary Stu or else you will make turn their worthless lives into a living hell MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zanhar1 We probably would have been on page three by now lol. Or I could just steal their jobs and write up worlds where only the villains win. It'll look like they're gonna lose but then some last minute miracle happens as they win. Just like what the good guys do to them.

SilentForce "Or I could just steal their jobs and write up worlds where only the villains win. It'll look like they're gonna lose but then some last minute miracle happens as they win. Just like what the good guys do to them" This is also a good idea.Please start first with rewriting the ending of Death Note so that Light wins in the end.

zanhar1 *Re-writes the thing* I've only seen a few episodes of Death Note though lol. "I'll take a potato chip...and eat it."

SilentForce The first season of Death Note was awesome but the second season was pretty bad and don't get me started at how stupid the ending was. "I'll take a potato chip...and eat it." One of the best quotes ever :P.I just love that scene.

zanhar1 Yeah I didn't make it through the first season; mostly because I heard that the second season sucked.

Kuro_Hyou666 Here's that small loan of a billion dollars. XDD *Loans the Zanarchy Project a billion dollars*

zanhar1 Oh joy! :'D Silent we can go ahead with the super-powered clones!!!

SilentForce Great.Now I can start with creating the superior zanhar clones.

GDragon612 damn i love this s*** xD

zanhar1 xP Thanks.

Kuro_Hyou666 I like the idea of super-powered clones. By the way, since I loaned you a billion dollars, I may need to borrow a couple of clones to take care of something for me. There's a few people I'd like to see become corpses xP

zanhar1 Alright, just let me know which zanhars you need and the zanarchy will ship them over to you free of charge. xP

Funfums lmao

simpleplan This is so true XD

zanhar1 xP

Kuro_Hyou666 Lol, I forgot to tell you which Zanhars I needed. Dang. Oh well, I guess some people lived to see another day, then xD

zanhar1 Well shucks, there are still a few available for rent. Those that survived the battle against noboobs lmao.

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahaha, in which case, I would like Zanhar 66 and, wait, do you have enough for there to be a Zanhar 666? I may as well stay true to my Fanpop usernames and get those two. Two will be fine. XD

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What's the difference bewteen friends and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend anda their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat atau drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents oleh Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, oleh Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting selanjutnya to anda sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel aman, brankas (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled oleh the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If anda don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of anda probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green hari is one of my favorit bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon berkata what he berkata about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fan on both sides...

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

tahun Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

tahun of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the tikus symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good saran but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , anda know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor oleh floor, and once anda find what anda are looking for, anda can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling anda what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation...

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Flair kutipan :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope anda realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good friends don't let anda do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! anda actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If anda met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if anda have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT tanggal IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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Code Lyoko

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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emo kutipan and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your cinta does NOT work for that person,...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

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Canada24 analyzes BREAKING BAD:

posted by Canada24

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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past anda pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the baru saja decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as lebih as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

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David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue) (Guiberz Bootleg)

added by CokeTheUmbreon

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BEST/WORST goosebumps BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old goosebumps artikel so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired oleh a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, anda know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck oleh lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

People loved my JonTron kutipan (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, anda know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did anda find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: anda don't deserve this.. anda don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What anda gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell anda (add voice) anda should probably be...