acak Article: Hello..

Hello..

posted by Canada24

I'm bored and putting some acak facts about me..

* I'm an Irish Canadian..

* One side of my family are literary cowboys and cowgirls. Even down to the town itself.. But I myself am a city boy from Ottawa., witch is probably why I don't enjoy country musik like they do. Except maybe Alan Jackson..

* My dad is involved in the army, but not as soldier. As intelligence programs..

* I have ADHD..

* I am one of the darkest "bronies" I know.. I take much joy in membaca dark twisted stories like Cupcakes. And menulis dark humored stories about MLP, witch involves killing off characters. But not ALL my stories are like that though..

* I am X-writer of Alpha and Omega (kinda like I retired from it) but still leave reviews of stories from the fansize..

* I am a very sarcastic person, but also a very kind, caring person..

* Sucide is a topic that took people I care about, lebih than once..

* I have an unhealthy obsession with KORN and METALLICA..

* I have a close friend who is gay, so I believe strongly in gay rights..

* I think the Saw film are underrated..

* I own both an electric bas, bass and electric guitar..

* I am a huge fan of eminem (who isn't)..

zanhar1 I enjoy me some Korn.

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MrWayne Canada, Ireland, Saw, Metallica, Eminem? Awesome. Just Awesome.

Canada24 Thanks

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My favorit animes, and why anda should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs lebih publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS anda KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this tampil i allways see a new guest bintang so i was wondering how do anda do it?
anda WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS tampil BEING ON THIS tampil AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest bintang is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if anda make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's hari together. Emily had cooked a stupid makan malam and they ate on a log oleh candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 jawaban your pertanyaan about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some pertanyaan about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell anda the jawaban

first, anda can NOT see polar bears in the jalan, street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know anda won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is membaca this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and bulu chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty atau anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same pertanyaan
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down atau else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know anda know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
atau we take our time
So let's rush

I want anda to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush atau we may not
I want anda to know this
I want anda to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

acak Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: hey joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: hey miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed oleh freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i berkata who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive anda this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i berkata that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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lebih than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated oleh you.
I was so enchanted oleh your beauty that I ran into that dinding over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime anda passed by, just so I could stare at anda a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a lingkaran that had its two sides gently compressed oleh a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult kutipan

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The puncak, atas 10 anime Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome sumber of entertainment that's basically Japanese kartun often inspired oleh manga, atau Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost cinta every one I see. And this daftar is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him anda met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him oleh his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorit guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]

9. Come halaman awal saying anda found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then anda can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bir gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket atau mantel if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub kuis the other hari I lost oleh one point. The pertanyaan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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