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We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since the last member of our group joined us and certainly we won't remember now when the selanjutnya spirit comes, but here is what we do know:

Rolf was the first to come here. Unlike most of us, he was born in far off lands and even in the afterlife hasn’t lost the touch of his old world upbringing. He lived in the neighborhood before it was developed. The son of a shepherd, he and the rest of his family came to start a farm on the lands that would soon turn into the place we would all eventually reside in. He died in 1903. While tending to the family’s animals, the banteng broke loose from its pen and, in Rolf’s efforts to stop the beast, he was trampled to death.

That is why even though he brought many of his family's livestock with him in spirit, he chose not to bring the cattle along. He continues to go about the farms business on a daily basis, but is lebih than happy to occasionally neglect them to play with the other children of the neighborhood.

Jonny was always the lonely child. In fact, Rolf actually became his first human friend ever when he came to the cul-de-sac after his death. His parents moved onto the grounds of Rolf’s former farm not long after his death. With no other children around and no fieldwork to take up his time as it did Rolf’s, Jonny drew into his own mind to a great extent. From the Plank was born.

Together they wandered about the country side climbing trees and getting themselves in trouble. Sadly, this didn’t last forever as a few years later Jonny became bedridden with illness. In 1922, he died after a long battle with tuberculosis. He saw his imaginary friend Plank standing oleh him to his last breath. Even now in the afterlife, without the countryside to play in, Jonny still wastes much of his time frolicking through the backyards and streets.

Eddy was the selanjutnya to come. Eddy was born in New York City, but moved to the neighborhood in 1932, just as the Great Depression was hitting full swing. The neighborhood, while still different, was beginning to take form from the fields of its past as families moved in and membagi, split up the lands that had once belonged to Rolf’s family. Always a schemer, Eddy looked to do anything to bring some comfort to his very bare family life even if it cost him the friendship of others. Eddy died in 1939 after one of his grand plans to swindle a sap backfired. He drowned trying to menyeberang, salib the local river after trying to run away from the angry kids that he had tried to deceive. Even in the afterlife he keeps chasing after the all mighty dollar.

Sarah and Ed came together not too long after that. oleh the late 40’s the cul-de-sac had already nearly taken its final form as one of the preplanned developments that became populer in the post war era. As brother and sister growing up in the chaos of World War II, they both had various ways of escaping their lives as children of a dead GI and a working mother. Sarah became enraged and controlling as she sought to make sure that everyone around her knew that she was in charge, all in an attempt to copy off of her view of the hustle and bustle of her often working mother. Ed, on the other hand, went about it in a different way.

He just shut it out entirely, in fact he shut out nearly everyone and everything in the world entirely becoming what appeared to be a complete idiot. Ed chose instead to become completely involved in the monster film and comic buku that began to pop up after the war had ended. It wasn’t too long after this that, in 1953, Ed and Sarah died in a car wreck as their mother was taking them to visit their grandparents.

Nazz came a time after the brother and sister. Nazz was a bunga child, born to a pair of hippies turned establishment in the late 60’s. She was a naturally beautiful girl that had always had a way with boys and men alike. She lived life on a whim and would often go about flirting and playing without any intentions. She died in possibly the most horrible way of any children in the neighborhood. In the summer of ’79 a serial killer, who had broken out of a local asylum, had slipped into her house in the dead of night and raped and killed her along with her entire family.

In the trauma of these events she in a way similar to Ed shut out the world entirely and forgot of her parents and siblings, which is why in the afterlife she doesn’t ever receive demands from the non-existent parents unlike many of the others. This gives her much lebih time to lounge around and party as she often does.

It didn’t take too long before Edd joined the rest of the neighborhood. He was the child of two highly controlling professionals in the age of greed that, despite their constant absence, dominated his life. As such Edd became quite the intellectual and a rather meek and shy figure. Always the curious type, he loved to experiment when diberikan the time away from school and the constant chores of his parents. This would lead to his untimely demise in 1986, as a gas leak combined with a Bunsen burner from one of his experiments tore him and his house to pieces. Being the timid and subservient type, between various misadventures, Edd continued to follow the written orders of his parents long after his death.

Kevin was the selanjutnya to gabung the group. He was born to the hari of Edd’s death and is in many ways his polar opposite. Kevin came from a broken halaman awal and developed a bold personality. In life he, was cynical and angry and took it out on many of the other children. His abusive father would rarely pay him any attention in life and would end up bringing about the end of it. In a drunken rage his father beat him after Kevin attempted to stand up to him. He died on the way to the hospital in the winter of 1999. His father spent the rest of his life in prison. In the afterlife Kevin changed his perception to the opposite of what his life really was, with a distant father who would mandi, shower him with gifts, however he continued to maintain his bullying even in death.

Jimmy was the last to come to the cul-de-sac. He died in 2000 not long after moving into the house that Kevin’s father had once lived in. He had had leukemia since he was barely old enough to walk. As such, he was always a very sickly child and due to his over protective parents he never really got to be around other children. He lived his days out in a small bedroom completely neglected oleh the outside world. Jimmy lingered for quite some time in a state of near death, but in the end finally caved into the suffering of his life long illness.

The Kanker sisters were different from any other denizens of the cul-de-sac. They were never of the earthly plane of existence. Instead they are the children of demons not too dissimilar from the succubae of human lore. They seem to possess abilities impossible oleh the standards of the others, such as the ability to appear nearly anywhere instantly. They were sent from hell to torment the already tortured souls of the neighborhood. Surprisingly they are attracted to the Eds for unknown reasons, although it is speculated that they are the weakest willed members of the neighborhood and are seen as easy targets oleh them. Despite that they are universally loathed and often feared oleh everyone including the Eds.
posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His cinta is deeper, anda know
He's a real keeper, anda know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my cinta back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your cinta was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got lebih swagger than you
He's got lebih swagger than anda do
My new boy really...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction menulis is great. anda can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically oleh height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days yang lalu and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST acak PARAGRAPHS IN THE komentar AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as anda please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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I decided to write an artikel because some baru saja news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to tampil everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If anda komentar on something anda believe is true, then...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was diberikan a nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the hari after anda give away the console, an old man opened a garasi sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small peluru, cartridge of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin atau cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If anda know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, atau always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with atau without apps running atau photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If anda are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits selanjutnya Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have anda tried tampilkan him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like anda - very homosexually.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - ikan Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do anda know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorit Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a perahu he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The tampil SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The tampil SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed oleh a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine menit of the tampil may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob atau Caillou, in which gambar change lebih slowly, atau to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, berkata as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time favorit fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out atau dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she berkata it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written oleh a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As anda will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse persik was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", persik told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a ciuman and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. bunga aster, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If anda don't straighten up, I'm going to knock anda into the middle of selanjutnya week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I berkata so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me lebih LOGIC .


"If anda fall out of that ayunan and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of permen per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each tahun on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for the jantung now
Have anda heard the news
maybe anda mencuri it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for he jantung now
Have anda heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find anda soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of anda know it as the only song i know oleh jantung from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge labah-labah, laba-laba i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
added by Crazedsitcomfan