(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope anda enjoy!)
anda know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when anda break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this artikel will be lebih of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the komentar below is going to think I use google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus anda imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm atau hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly berkata for this review, it's time to take a memandang sebentar, angsa at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll komentar to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My favorit version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a ngengat to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
anda know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when anda break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this artikel will be lebih of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the komentar below is going to think I use google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus anda imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm atau hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly berkata for this review, it's time to take a memandang sebentar, angsa at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll komentar to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My favorit version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a ngengat to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
All my feelings of hurt, distrust,
And even love... If anda ask.
Please ask.
It wasn't hard telling you,
your concerned smile
lit a flame that
couldn't be put out.
But anda only chipped the iceburg
that is home.
It's screaming, insults' and curses
thrown at me like verbal bullets.
But your smile makes it better.
At least I hope it's real...
anda don't deserve to share the
fake smile I see everyday in the
mirror.
You're better than that.
