(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)
(I will drive anda to madness oleh letting anda figure out why the heck I berkata pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, atau perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY friends cinta IT, MY COUSINS cinta IT, THAT FUCKING bantal OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at anda ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they ayunan low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your bernyanyi reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are anda fucking kidding me.
ARE anda SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at anda ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they ayunan low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for anda girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF anda AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN anda SHOULDN'T BE menulis SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
malaikat every time that anda moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT anda TO SING, A PILLOW!?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR bernyanyi IS TERRIBLE, AND anda SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at anda ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could anda at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Every time (Every time) that anda get undressed
(Every time that anda get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at anda girl)
Yeah the drums they ayunan low"
What the hell does "The drums ayunan low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK Yesus CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF anda DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, anda DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, anda actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the selanjutnya song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: anda KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see anda guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
(I will drive anda to madness oleh letting anda figure out why the heck I berkata pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, atau perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY friends cinta IT, MY COUSINS cinta IT, THAT FUCKING bantal OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at anda ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they ayunan low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your bernyanyi reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are anda fucking kidding me.
ARE anda SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at anda ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they ayunan low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for anda girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF anda AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN anda SHOULDN'T BE menulis SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
malaikat every time that anda moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT anda TO SING, A PILLOW!?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR bernyanyi IS TERRIBLE, AND anda SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that anda get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at anda ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could anda at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Every time (Every time) that anda get undressed
(Every time that anda get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at anda girl)
Yeah the drums they ayunan low"
What the hell does "The drums ayunan low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK Yesus CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF anda DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, anda DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, anda actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the selanjutnya song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: anda KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see anda guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor cepat, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 itik jantan, drake bel, bell Our cinta
9 Selena Gomez A tahun Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 itik jantan, drake bel, bell Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 itik jantan, drake bel, bell I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor cepat, swift cinta Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 itik jantan, drake bel, bell I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor cepat, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 itik jantan, drake bel, bell Our cinta
9 Selena Gomez A tahun Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 itik jantan, drake bel, bell Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 itik jantan, drake bel, bell I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor cepat, swift cinta Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 itik jantan, drake bel, bell I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry atau cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm tempat tidur when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I cinta you, I cinta anda so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry atau cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm tempat tidur when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I cinta you, I cinta anda so much...
~Reah