When life gives anda lemons, make jeruk, orange jus and leave the world wondering how the heck anda did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apel, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apel, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes anda think 'Hey, I don't care what anda think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, atau stupid. They are three very different things, and if anda don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are lebih reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out acak things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, atau stupid. They are three very different things, and if anda don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are lebih reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out acak things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a gunung berapi flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell anda 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I cinta animals
2.I own tons of komik jepang and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i cinta menulis my komik jepang series *it's not famous*
6.i cinta going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i cinta the stars
10.i cinta to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink oleh putting cokelat and bubble gum
The End
I hope anda enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I cinta animals
2.I own tons of komik jepang and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i cinta menulis my komik jepang series *it's not famous*
6.i cinta going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i cinta the stars
10.i cinta to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink oleh putting cokelat and bubble gum
The End
I hope anda enjoyed!