A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get anda something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If anda don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life berkata Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written in real small text). You’re not old until anda can’t read this menulis any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, anda old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. anda have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because anda need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, anda certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one hari get as old as anda are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging anda based on every single morsel anda ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, anda can’t change it, forget about the future, anda can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get anda one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin berkata that. Don’t ask me what it means. anda wanted something unique for your birthday, anda got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only anda can feel its warmth. And that’s what anda feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that anda don’t die before anda eat your cake. You’re another tahun older and another tahun wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most populer Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. anda live in a zoo. anda look like a monkey. And anda smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time anda start akting like your real age.
Happy birthday to anda videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a tahun closer.
Happy Birthday! anda look fine for a person who is oleh one tahun closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one tahun closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine atau something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old anda really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as anda can, but not too much, because anda are in a vulnerable age.
Have anda ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok anda can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send anda a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that anda can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping anda dance the night away atau at least watch other people dance late into the night, atau at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.



I wanted to give anda something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get anda for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish anda all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out lebih than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old anda are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call anda old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If anda want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of anda as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
anda must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
anda recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost lebih than the birthday cake.
anda think anda are old? You’re not old… anda were old last year, this tahun you’re ancient.
anda think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
anda would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when anda look at your birth certificate it berkata expired
You’re a hard person to toko for, so I didn’t get anda anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.