1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.
2. Someone tells anda something that anda already know because anda facebook stalked them, and anda have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people anda know saw anda go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and anda have no idea what to do with it after anda sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party oleh yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because anda have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the meja at a makan malam party and struggling to think of pertanyaan to ask the two people selanjutnya to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet atau status update anda made.
11. Having to read a lease atau contract in front of someone who’s waiting for anda to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a lingkaran of your friends talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who anda don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and anda just stand there.
2. Someone tells anda something that anda already know because anda facebook stalked them, and anda have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people anda know saw anda go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and anda have no idea what to do with it after anda sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party oleh yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because anda have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the meja at a makan malam party and struggling to think of pertanyaan to ask the two people selanjutnya to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet atau status update anda made.
11. Having to read a lease atau contract in front of someone who’s waiting for anda to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a lingkaran of your friends talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who anda don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and anda just stand there.
