My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm menulis anda this letter to tell anda that I'm leaving anda forever. I've been a good man to anda for 7 years & I have nothing to tampil for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that anda quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, anda came halaman awal & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorit meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. anda ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. anda don't tell me anda cinta me anymore; anda don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either anda are cheating on me atau anda don't cinta me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my hari lebih than receiving your letter.
It's true anda & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when anda got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if anda can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when anda cooked my favorit meal, anda must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from anda because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved anda & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got halaman awal anda were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope anda have the fulfilling life anda always wanted. My lawyer berkata that the letter anda wrote ensures anda won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told anda this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm menulis anda this letter to tell anda that I'm leaving anda forever. I've been a good man to anda for 7 years & I have nothing to tampil for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that anda quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, anda came halaman awal & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorit meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. anda ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. anda don't tell me anda cinta me anymore; anda don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either anda are cheating on me atau anda don't cinta me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my hari lebih than receiving your letter.
It's true anda & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when anda got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if anda can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when anda cooked my favorit meal, anda must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from anda because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved anda & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got halaman awal anda were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope anda have the fulfilling life anda always wanted. My lawyer berkata that the letter anda wrote ensures anda won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told anda this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This artikel is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I cinta her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I cinta her but she pisses me off!