acak Article: 50 Embarassing Truth atau Dare Questions!

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50 Embarassing Truth atau Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I cinta GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to anda say, "Why don't anda speak lebih clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)

9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.

10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."

11. Play "What Makes anda Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)

12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.

13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)

14. Freeze your bra/boxers.

15. ciuman the floor.

16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.

17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)

18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."

19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.

20. Tell everyone anda struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)

21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.

22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her anda cinta him/her.

23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P

24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend anda a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)

25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.

Truth

1. Who is your latest crush?

2. Have anda ever kissed someone of the same gender?

3. What is your crush's name?

4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.

5. What do anda like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)

6. Did anda ever have a crush on your brother/sister?

7. Can anda name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!

8. Have anda told your crush anda like him/her? If not, do it!

9. What do anda prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)

10. What part of your body would anda want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)

11. Who is your best friend? Do anda have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)

12. What is the biggest lie anda ever told?

13. Did anda ever get caught at something anda didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?

14. Can anda say your name backwards? If so, do it!

15. Do anda watch porn?

16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would anda want them to go with you?

17. Did anda ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

18. If anda could do something that anda can never do again, what would it be?

19. Can anda twerk? If so, do it!

20. Can anda count how many times anda lied? If so, how many?

21. Do anda like lesbos/gays/ atau straight?

22. What would anda do to get your crush's attention?

23. When was the last time anda had a boyfriend?

24. Are anda in a relationship right now?

25. Did anda ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.

Thanks for reading! Comment!

Em_1864, tallyrayne10 and 7 others like this

MERCEYISAWESOME God, every single one of them is SO true!

x-Yumi-x3 We play this game last Friday on a bus ride back home, it was fun someone ended up licking my foot. xD What an awesome night.

MERCEYISAWESOME O_o well aren't you just a lucky fellow...

x-Yumi-x3 ..xD I wouldn't say that but it was funny, I had on a sock so it wasn't anything to gross. And of course other stuff happened but that's no important.

MERCEYISAWESOME This is what I feel about you right now: TMI!!! -_-

FloraorStella Thanks guys!

Damn_it_lol <3

x-Yumi-x3 @Mercey Haha don't judge me, it's not like anything prevy/gross happened. If licking a foot is gross to you, I feel a little sorry for you.

JayHollyLion I did 21 of the dare list to Jayfeather as kits, and OMG IT WAS HILLARIOUS HIS REACTION XD

pipiqueen awsm dares!

nickie123 Im bored :-[

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