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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth atau I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for anda to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got lebih chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

Don't ya call me pudgy, portly atau stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one lebih pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code

When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell anda once again, who's fat

If anda see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell anda that I'm hungry
Then won't anda feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know, anda know, anda know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And anda know all oleh myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell anda once again

anda know I'm huge, I'm fat, anda know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
anda know I'm fat, I'm fat, anda know it, anda know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 menit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard selanjutnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. selanjutnya konser anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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