Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If anda were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was selanjutnya to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put permen in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
permen Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i cinta these!),a lot lebih too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four tahun old Amber,
A 12 tahun old Kennedy,A 5 tahun old Harper,And then there's 9 tahun old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her boneka back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do anda want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in pemanggangan, pemanggang roti for half a minute.
*Ten menit later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do anda know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked anda as the Babysitter cause anda have 7 siblings and anda all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!

1. anda grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. anda take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when anda sneeze.
5. anda don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and anda don’t even work there.
7. anda spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your kucing are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. anda can’t even remember your detik cup.
10. anda can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five lebih songs, can anda believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even berkata that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her selanjutnya CD Rebecca promises to have a lebih natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

I was walking halaman awal from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus, paus drove oleh in his sedan and berkata happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went halaman awal and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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