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"See you!" Emma berkata turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school hari went oleh pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve berkata panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see anda tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's direction. "Oh no! I forgot about Eve's hearing!" Mellissa thought. Just then, Eve turned into a bat but before her head was tiny, it shook in a frustrated way. "Seriously, not n--- squeeeeaak!" Eve said. Eve flew to the side of the house Mellissa was on. When Eve saw Mellissa, she stared at Mellissa with her blood red beady eyes. Eve turned back, fell to the ground, and landed with a thud. "Owww!" Eve moaned. "Mel, what are anda doing here? Did anda follow me?!" Eve asked. "Well, uh, er, maybe... why didn't anda want me to come over? This place looks cool!" Mellissa asked back. "I didn't want anda guys to see it because it's kind of old and... shabby." Eve answered. "And I'd be embarrassed oleh my family --- mainly my little brother. But he can be good sometimes... I guess..." Eve finished. "Well it's awesome and--- “Mellissa was cut off oleh the sound of a screen door. "It's my brother. We're good. He's two. His birthday is selanjutnya week, though. “Eve whispered peering behind the pile of wood.”Evie? I heard anda come home, Evie." Eve's little brother said. Eve showed herself and motioned for Mellissa to, too. "Hey, Luke. This is my friend Mellissa. Say hi!" Eve berkata to her little brother. "Hawlo" Luke berkata shyly.

"I cinta your room!" Mellissa complimented. "Thanks." Eve replied. Eve then berkata "Oh, and meet..." a anjing pemburu, beagle scuttled across the floor and into Eve's bedroom with Mellissa and Eve.” Jada!" Eve proudly exclaimed. "Oh my gosh she is SO cute!" Mellissa berkata holding out her hand for the dog to sniff her. The dog didn't need to sniff the werewolf in the room. "Right. I always had 'a way' with dogs!" Mellissa laughed.

After Mellissa and Eve were talking for a while, they were startled oleh Luke who walked into the room and berkata Eve's name. Eve whipped her head around and breathed a sigh of relief. "Luke! anda startled us! What's up?" Eve said. "Mom say it time for dinner, Eve." Luke said. "Dinner already?!" Eve exclaimed. Luke nodded. "Want to stay for dinner?" Eve asked, chanting. "Sure! Let me call my mom and tell her. Maybe I can stay overnight?" Mellissa said. "Course! Let me just tell my mom." Eve replied walking out of the room with Luke.

"Mom, can a friend stay over? She's Mellissa, the one I was telling anda about." Eve asked. "Well... I guess. As long as her parents are fine with it." Eve's mom answered. "She's on the phone with them now." Eve replied. Mellissa ran up to Eve and nodded excitedly. Eve then passed the excitement to her mom oleh smiling ear to ear and giving thumbs up.

"Oh my gosh, your mom Sheila cooks the best food ever!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Yeah, she's awesome. She used to take classes, but then she couldn't afford them." Eve replied. "Oh." Mellissa said. Eve climbed into one side of her tempat tidur and Mellissa crawled into the other side. Once they were settled Eve threw back the covers and ran to the window. "Um, what are anda doing?" Mellissa asked. "I cinta to look at the night sky on full moons." Eve answered. Mellissa's eyes widened. "FULL MOON?!" Mellissa repeated. "Yeah and..." Eve's voice trailed off. "Whoops... forgot..." Eve apologized. "Eve, close the window... hurry!" Mellissa exclaimed. Mellissa ran over to Eve and accidentally looked out the window. Mellissa stared at the glowing moon. Her eye twitched. "Mel? Mel!" Eve whispered. Eve quickly jumped in front of Mellissa and closed the blinds and Mellissa snapped back into reality. "Huh?" Mellissa berkata spacily.
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped oleh terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds mencuri it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket mencuri it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten menit intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people anda can get to gabung in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department oleh sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive anda to madness oleh letting anda figure out why the heck I berkata pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, atau perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my puncak, atas 15 LEAST favorit artis and just like with my puncak, atas 15 favorit artis daftar I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell anda how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to tampil that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a daftar like this pretty much just berkata they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my daftar and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - anda should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are anda really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he berkata that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can anda tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. anda will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell anda that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling anda that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed oleh the federal government is entertainment.
5. anda should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an...
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Man: Where have anda been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kursi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF anda DON'T PASS THIS ON anda DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
ciuman On The Lips-I cinta You
ciuman On The Ear-You Are Special
ciuman On The Nose-Laughter
ciuman On The Cheek-Friendship
ciuman On The Forehead-I Comfort You
ciuman On The Neck-I Want You
ciuman On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
ciuman Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender ciuman On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost anda
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there musik videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I cinta them lebih then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I cinta these two they start out hating each other then become close friends atau maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would anda mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs anda and takes a little something off anda would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are anda sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If anda say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all anda want, not like I care if anda are atau aren't...As long as anda don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him atau erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If anda want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go meneruskan, ke depan when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If anda get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting lebih famous oleh the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland natal hari Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if anda like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If anda ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, bernyanyi lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of anda are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so anda can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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