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The selanjutnya day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma berkata "Go as far from me and everyone as anda can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are anda okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma berkata "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve berkata impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma said.

Once they were in a circle, and holding hands, a red glowing light rose from their chests. The lockets gave off the light, and were pulling the girls closer and closer which made the light brighter. Just when the lockets were about to touch, the doorknob wiggled. The girls gasped and turned their heads to the door. "Turn the light on and start washing your hands!" Eve said. The light got dimmer and dimmer then the girls' lockets fell back to their chests like ordinary lockets. The light suddenly stopped and Eve flicked the light on, unlocked the door, and ran over to the sink. A girl with black hair all balled up into a fuzzy ponytail stepped in. "What's going on?" She said. "Nothing. Why?" Eve berkata casually. "I thought I saw some sort of light, but the light was off." Black ponytail replied. "You know..." Mellissa began. "The nurse is in her office all hari long." Mellissa joked, dragging out the "l" in 'all'. The girl with the ponytail gasped and walked out. After the girl had left and was out of earshot, Eve giggled "Nice touch, Mel!" Then burst into a full fit of laughter.

"Hey, wanna come to my place tomorrow? I'm sure my parents will be ok with it. We need to figure all this stuff out." Mellissa berkata riding her bike with Eve and Emma at her sides. "Sure. I'll just tell my parents I have after school activities for a while then I'll walk home." Eve said. "Wow, Eve." Emma said. "I know, I know. But we can't risk them saying no, right?" Eve replied. "No. What I meant was anda couldn't have added I have extra credit?" Emma joked. They all giggled.

At Mellissa's house, the girls were eating popsicles and lying in Mellissa's purple bedroom. "I had to clean up a few things before anda came. It isn't always this neat." Mellissa remarked. "It's okay!" Emma replied. After the girls finished their popsicles in silence, Eve finally berkata "I brought my laptop, we can do some research." Eve slid out her laptop and turned it on. The device booted up with a high pitch "beep". Eve jittered her fingers across the keypad to the laptop. She logged into google and searched "How to tell if you're a yeti" and hit the enter key. Only three results came up, and two looked fake, so Eve clicked the third. Eve scanned the page. "It says here that if anda touch liquid with your nail, Emma, anda can turn it into instant ice." Mellissa read, hovering over Eve. "Try it on that glass of water." Mellissa suggested. Emma walked over to the glass of water. She touched it with her nail and the once liquid turned solid. Emma clapped her hand over her mouth to keep from screaming. "I guess that's proof I'm a yeti..." Emma whispered.

Mellissa started to type another search. "Hey, Mel, where's your bathroom?" Eve asked. Mellissa pointed and Eve walked off. "What did anda cari for?" Emma asked. "How to tell if you're a vampire." Mellissa answered casually like searching that sort of thing was normal. Lots of results came. Mellissa clicked on a link and read out loud a daftar of "symptoms" "One, anda won't have much of a reflection; which means anda won't tampil up in pictures atau films very well. Two," Mellissa read. "You have super hearing and smell." Mellissa read on. "Three," This time Emma read. "You can shift into a bat --- the only form where your fangs show. Four --- last one---" Emma read then gasped. Eve walked into the room right when she gasped. "Four," Emma berkata in a shaky tone. "You can see better in dark..." Emma finished. Eve looked pale. Paler than usual. "Guys, I need anda to come with me..." Eve berkata slowly.

After Eve had led them to the bathroom, they all looked at Eve in the mirror. Except, Eve wasn't even there at all. She was standing right selanjutnya to the girls, but her reflection wasn't staring back in the mirror. "Wait, Mellissa, grab your camera!" Emma said. Mellissa reached over to her dresser and grabbed her digital camcorder. She took a shot of Eve and looked at the picture. The other two girls crowded around Mellissa. "I'm a--- VAMPIRE!?" Eve exclaimed.

After a long silence, Emma walked back into Mellissa's bedroom and was typing in a cari oleh the time Eve and Mellissa walked in. "Hey Mellissa, I think you're a werewolf, also. Look. anda have pointed ears, you're fierce and outgoing, and anda cinta astrology! It's all right in front of us! The reflection, the water, everything! Do anda understand? I'm not obsessed atau anything, it's just anda two need to realize that we are all MONSTERS!" Emma spat. Mellissa and Eve stared at Emma like she just grew a detik head. "I'm just going to go..." Eve berkata while grabbing her laptop and turning it off. Eve walked out. Emma atau Mellissa didn’t understand how someone could just be so sensitive!

Eve clomped down the stairs and Emma ran after her. "Eve! Eve!” Emma yelled. "Whoa, who are anda two? Are anda friends of Mellissa's atau Imani's?" A tall boy asked. "Mellissa's... sort of." Emma replied. "Oh well, I'm her brother, Jason. But everyone calls me J.J." he said. "Nice to meet you." Emma berkata halfhearted. Eve ran off without saying anything and got on her bike. "Sorry, have to go!" Emma exclaimed then ran after Eve.

Emma biked behind Eve trying to catch up but failed. Emma got off her bike and threw up her hands. "I give, Eve. anda win." Emma berkata helplessly. Eve stopped her bike, got off, and turned around. Emma sighed. "I mean, seriously, what gives?" Emma asked. "It's just; I already have a lot on my plate besides being a monster! I just... got overwhelmed. I'm kind of sensitive these days." Eve said. "Okay. I understand." Emma replied.

Once Eve and Emma were back at Mellissa's house, Eve berkata "So are we going to Ms. Winters tomorrow? I mean, we've established that we're all monsters." "Well, yeah." Mellissa replied.
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.


User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.


User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So anda admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do anda hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be halaman awal for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and api hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: anda better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell anda why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired oleh their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented oleh the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The detik is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konser Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 jam Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There bernyanyi I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're kursi Ooh K Then itik jantan, drake Sad anda Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There itik jantan, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fan fan Was bernyanyi Along Giving Him bunga Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For membaca And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's hari together. Emily had cooked a stupid makan malam and they ate on a log oleh candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask pertanyaan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawaban seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a acak person!
raindrops on mawar and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp apel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are anda on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. oleh the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty jalan, street the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who berkata they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid pertanyaan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book oleh its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders atau u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id cinta to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. anda don't say "I do not like" anda have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the film that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their film look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up oleh the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give anda a detik chance rather than jail time. I want anda to go out this weekend and try to tampil others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see anda back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge berkata to the first one,

"How did anda do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did anda tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 lebih seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are anda fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh anda must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: anda don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: anda can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klub song)

pisang pisang domba are there friends
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tanggal ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him halaman awal AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO halaman awal AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton permen road like 45 like detik yang lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went halaman awal and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton permen and popscicles!