here's a daftar of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny
1.If granny wants anda to chew her buah-buahan . simply grab the now chewed buah-buahan with a napkin and give to granny that way anda can avoid having bacteria atau saliva. if anda don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack anda for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for anda if anda do then granny will be gone oleh a detik trust me she disappears like batman! atau just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants anda to meet precious simple, reply with a yes atau no respond. that is , if anda wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants anda to meet her pet , i suggest anda come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever anda get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know anda have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest anda buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever pertanyaan granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where anda are atau right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless anda want your family to be called ham and cheese
1.If granny wants anda to chew her buah-buahan . simply grab the now chewed buah-buahan with a napkin and give to granny that way anda can avoid having bacteria atau saliva. if anda don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack anda for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for anda if anda do then granny will be gone oleh a detik trust me she disappears like batman! atau just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants anda to meet precious simple, reply with a yes atau no respond. that is , if anda wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants anda to meet her pet , i suggest anda come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever anda get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know anda have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest anda buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever pertanyaan granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where anda are atau right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless anda want your family to be called ham and cheese
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD anda NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! anda Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite anda if anda dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO anda SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do anda wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD anda NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! anda Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite anda if anda dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO anda SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do anda wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=