When anda get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
anda found this page with intentions of locating the bintang Wars "greek" club.
anda would cinta to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your pantat, keledai so anda can be as wise as Yoda
When anda get into a fight, anda automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If anda get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When anda spend time watching the bintang Wars trilogy because anda think there will be a test on it later.
anda meninju, pukulan out trekkies who say "Death bintang my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, anda finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
anda put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
anda name your right hand 'Leia'
anda waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a hari coming up with jokes for this page.
anda think anda are the life of the party because anda imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever anda get in trouble, anda mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When anda listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks anda how fast your car is, anda reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When anda need to go to the toilet, anda say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
anda ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
anda don't have any money to buy food atau clothes but anda have a kick-ass bintang WARS collection.
anda swear anda saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
anda get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are anda doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When anda wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
anda know you're a bintang Wars geek when anda unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
anda start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling anda to go to bed.
When anda spend eight hours at the perpustakaan printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says anda have a small dick and anda say "You underestimate the power of the force."
anda Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 detik before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When anda find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 menit later.
anda curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
anda meninju, pukulan out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
anda can't resist to hum when anda turn on a flashlight
Before sex, anda look at your penis and say "Get in there, anda furry oaf, I don't care what anda smell!"
You're a bintang Wars geek when your teacher hands anda your test back and says "commas are your weakness." anda shoot back: "And your faith in your friends is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted oleh little green men anda say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. anda actually feel the need to attack bintang Wars geeks with a camera to prove that anda are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick anda remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
anda buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so anda could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy lebih times than mark hammil.
When anda heard of titanic getting lebih money than bintang Wars, anda immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
anda respond to your friends taunting of "HA! HA! titanic beat bintang Wars!" oleh clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
anda sabotage the titanic theatre to play bintang Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
anda call in bomb threats every time titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when anda watch the people running out.
anda finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
anda point out to people that diberikan inflation bintang Wars kicked Titanic's pantat, keledai oleh nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local bintang Wars supplier.
The first thing anda think of when anda hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
anda stand up a tanggal to put jokes on this page.
anda go to bintang wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
anda wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
anda have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks anda if anyone else has handled your bag anda say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no pertanyaan asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex anda say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep anda warm".
anda know you're a bintang Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
anda found this page with intentions of locating the bintang Wars "greek" club.
anda would cinta to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your pantat, keledai so anda can be as wise as Yoda
When anda get into a fight, anda automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If anda get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When anda spend time watching the bintang Wars trilogy because anda think there will be a test on it later.
anda meninju, pukulan out trekkies who say "Death bintang my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, anda finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
anda put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
anda name your right hand 'Leia'
anda waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a hari coming up with jokes for this page.
anda think anda are the life of the party because anda imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever anda get in trouble, anda mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When anda listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks anda how fast your car is, anda reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When anda need to go to the toilet, anda say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
anda ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
anda don't have any money to buy food atau clothes but anda have a kick-ass bintang WARS collection.
anda swear anda saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
anda get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are anda doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When anda wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
anda know you're a bintang Wars geek when anda unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
anda start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling anda to go to bed.
When anda spend eight hours at the perpustakaan printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says anda have a small dick and anda say "You underestimate the power of the force."
anda Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 detik before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When anda find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 menit later.
anda curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
anda meninju, pukulan out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
anda can't resist to hum when anda turn on a flashlight
Before sex, anda look at your penis and say "Get in there, anda furry oaf, I don't care what anda smell!"
You're a bintang Wars geek when your teacher hands anda your test back and says "commas are your weakness." anda shoot back: "And your faith in your friends is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted oleh little green men anda say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. anda actually feel the need to attack bintang Wars geeks with a camera to prove that anda are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick anda remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
anda buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so anda could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy lebih times than mark hammil.
When anda heard of titanic getting lebih money than bintang Wars, anda immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
anda respond to your friends taunting of "HA! HA! titanic beat bintang Wars!" oleh clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
anda sabotage the titanic theatre to play bintang Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
anda call in bomb threats every time titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when anda watch the people running out.
anda finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
anda point out to people that diberikan inflation bintang Wars kicked Titanic's pantat, keledai oleh nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local bintang Wars supplier.
The first thing anda think of when anda hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
anda stand up a tanggal to put jokes on this page.
anda go to bintang wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
anda wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
anda have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks anda if anyone else has handled your bag anda say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no pertanyaan asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex anda say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep anda warm".
anda know you're a bintang Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
