Q: Why did the sabuk get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big bola basket fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But anda forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- anda already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't anda tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived halaman awal from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big bola basket fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But anda forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- anda already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't anda tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived halaman awal from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hey lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were anda only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK anda HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 jam LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been lebih understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story oleh thing because anda know it's oleh me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hey lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were anda only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK anda HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 jam LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been lebih understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story oleh thing because anda know it's oleh me*
dear,2timer
anda berkata anda loved me
anda berkata anda cared
anda berkata i was the moon in anda dark sky
anda berkata i made anda jantung complete
anda berkata i made anda smile when anda were weak
anda berkata no girl could compare
anda berkata i was beautiful
anda berkata i was the first real ciuman anda ever had
anda lied
anda played me
yo turned my world black
anda broke my jantung and made me weak
anda fucked my so called friend
anda made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
anda cheat anda bastard! don't come round here again cuz anda fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I cinta you, not! I hope anda like my cinta letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
anda berkata anda loved me
anda berkata anda cared
anda berkata i was the moon in anda dark sky
anda berkata i made anda jantung complete
anda berkata i made anda smile when anda were weak
anda berkata no girl could compare
anda berkata i was beautiful
anda berkata i was the first real ciuman anda ever had
anda lied
anda played me
yo turned my world black
anda broke my jantung and made me weak
anda fucked my so called friend
anda made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
anda cheat anda bastard! don't come round here again cuz anda fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I cinta you, not! I hope anda like my cinta letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun